Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Penske_Account]

"The purpose of the event was to try and bring world peace through mass orgasm, this by experiencing consensual sex and natural, uninterrupted pleasure. It was important to make love without feeling guilty or shy,"

[Fugee]

My first song parody. I'm all verklempt.

Merry Christmas you all.

Originally Posted by Not Bob

With apologies to Less and Fugee, of course, and to Shane and Kirsty:

It was Christmas Eve, Fuge
On the FB
And TM said to me
“Won’t see another K”
And then he sang a song
Some hip-hop travesty
I logged off rapidly
And looked at old IMs from you

God, I’m a lucky one
Cashed out in Two Thousand One
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So, happy Christmas
(I found Him at last)
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true.

We had cars made by Nazis
We had watches of gold
But the cash went right through us
There’s no place for your soul

When you first read my posts
On the old Yahoo board
You promised me
Cravath was waiting for me

You were Skadden
You were Schulte
Queen of their box bitches
When the crew finished sorting
You howled out for more

Paigow was still posting,
On the X , we were dosing
We kissed in Slave’s kitchen
Then raved through the night

The boys of the Greedy New York Board
Were screaming for more pay
And the socks were crying out
For Breasticle Day

You’re a lech
You’re a prude
You’re an old sock on ludes
Lying there almost dead, with no chick in your bed

You’re Penske, You’re Kafka
You cheap lousy socka
Over drinks at the Campbell
You rated my arse

I could have made GP
Well, Sidd did, so big whoopee
You took VSO from me
When I first found you

I kept it with me, Fuge
In my sock drawer, all alone
Can’t make it work, no how
My imaginary life is built around you.

[taxwonk]

Happy holidays, Bitches.

Love,

Wonk

[Atticus Grinch]

Merry Christmas, all.

Happy Hannukah, chosen.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Merry Christmas, all.

Happy Hannukah, chosen.

and i hear that fringey is almost all risen! or is that a different one of you goyim's holidays?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Fugee

My first song parody. I'm all verklempt.

Merry Christmas you all.

i'm not old school. did you two have a thing?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

and i hear that fringey is almost all risen! or is that a different one of you goyim's holidays?

Yes. Today is the day when Jesus was born. Easter is the day he rose from the dead.

Did Amazon not deliver your copy of "Passion of the Christ" on time? Damn.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Yes. Today is the day when Jesus was born. Merry Christmas. Easter is the day he rose from the dead.

Your copy of "Passion of the Christ" is on its way to you.

fringster will never die, too tough. she was just napping, but good news today.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Yes. Today is the day when Jesus was born. Easter is the day he rose from the dead.

Did Amazon not deliver your copy of "Passion of the Christ" on time? Damn.

Forgive them. They know not what they do. Easter doesn't register on the radar screen here because there is no Seinfeld episode that mocked it. (Some scholars point to the episode where Elaine was crucified and rose from the dead, bringing a message of universal salvation from sin and death, but the mainstream view is that this was unintentional textual symmetry because Kramer was the more apt Christ figure.)

[bling trade]

A plastic surgeon made a 4x4 truck that ran on human fat removed in liposuction procedures. After he announced this, California health officials shut down his practice because it is illegal to use human medical waste for any commercial purpose. The doc is believed to have fled to South America.


http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...s-1211431.html

[bling trade]

A wacky geologist into stripper chicks (apparently his wife and daughters are OK with look but don't touch) is behind a huge find of diamonds in Canada.

http://www.wired.com/science/planete...urrentPage=all

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by bling trade

A wacky geologist into stripper chicks (apparently his wife and daughters are OK with look but don't touch) is behind a huge find of diamonds in Canada.

http://www.wired.com/science/planete...urrentPage=all

c.f. Less who keeps finding stripper chicks, so he has never bought any wife a diamond.

[Atticus Grinch]

A "realtor" for homeless folks who shows them foreclosed properties in which to squat.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Join Amazon Prime, pay more for stuff.

[Penske_Account]

Originally Posted by bling trade

A wacky geologist into stripper chicks (apparently his wife and daughters are OK with look but don't touch) is behind a huge find of diamonds in Canada.

http://www.wired.com/science/planete...urrentPage=all

Small wourld.....true story, I met a Canadian geologist last winter at Bungalow8 in London. He knew this guy and told some crazy arsed tales of debauchery (I only recall the connection due to the reference to Captain Chaos and strip clubs). I would love to share the tales, but they are hearsay, and drunken hearsay at best, so that would be irresponsible of me. I can say the Canadian guy i met was a hoot. He was in London for a conference, and was out with an investment banker chick who was working with his company. We hit off, as much as anything do to my honourary Canadian citisenship and the fact that he originally haled from Kamloops, a stone's throw from my honourary city.

Anyhoo, he was 50ish, in a sexless marraige, and hot for his banker, who was 28 and looked like NBC News' Michelle Kozincski (sic), only with a bigger smile, bigger blue eyes and large C cups (which, it turns out were due to a new baby, lactating, which revelation cause my knees to buckle). so the guy enlists the help of my date to help convince the banker to have a little nsa thing with him. End result, my date ended making out with the banker chick and the two girls gave me a private lap dance in the dark corner of our booth. The geologist dude passed out under the table. Too much jager apparently.

Happy St. Stephen's Day!