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Hank Chinaski · 01-07-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Yeah, I would generally agree with you on this. I may have shortened it down a bit--i think his words were something like (can't believe I'm telling you THurgreed) he thought he was ready to start dating again (divorced) but i was the first person he met that he really thought would go somewhere and it's freaking him out and he's getting all anxious and blah blah blah and could we do some friendly stuff for a while to which I said something like "Like walking the dogs?" and he said "yes, perfect" and then I suggested a date and he said it should work. Mostly I contact him first and he responds, but sometimes he initiates contact. Probably a lost cause, but he's a smart, hot lost cause.

two words. unsolicited blowjob(s).

ain't no one not getting over a break up that way. AND if he still doesn't return your calls, you got an answer, or if he only calls back at 3 AM drunk.

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 02:29 PM

Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.

Fugee · 01-07-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

I vote for leave him alone and let him initiate contact. If he's really into you a whole freaking lot, he'll definitely pick up the slack whether or not he's freaked out. If he doesn't, then -- as the saying goes -- he's just not that into you.

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Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.

How about looking for a non-loser so you don't waste any more time thinking about the hot nut job? Or take up knitting and/or ask RT for joy toy suggestions -- anything to keep your hands busy and your mind off the nut job so you don't turn into a stalker or clinging vine.

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

I hope you have your investments in a blind trust.

At the outset, any guy really into a chick wants to be around her and fucking her ever chance he gets. You think he's neurotic? I'm not sure. How do I reach that conclusion? I'm neurotic, and you want to know the best cure for being neurotic, a cure every neurotic person knows? Fucking. And better than that, fucking someone you're really into. Makes all the crazy shit in your head go away instantly.

If a single guy who knows he can have sex with someone isn't having sex with that person neurosis isn't the cause. He either isn't into you and your neuroses is convincing you he's as neurotic as you are or he has a different mental malady you're better off not discovering.

I offer this with the caveat that although I consider myself neurotic, many people close to me have suggested I am actually not neurotic - more deluded, specifically, among other things, about being neurotic. Guide yourself accordingly in taking my advice.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-07-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Ok, I'll leave him alone and in the meantime find some loser to have hate sex with while I'm wishing the hot nut job is in the process of coming around.

You can always do a drive-by stalking once a month to see if he's come around. And call his friends every now and then to see why he hasn't called. Since he's freaking into you. Maybe stop by the office every now and then.

bold_n_brazen · 01-07-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

Actually, my instincts on it are that he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me, but I usually lack the patience/discipline.

I was wrong. You should never trust your instincts and should always do the opposite. You can be our George Castanza.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

You can always do a drive-by stalking once a month to see if he's come around. And call his friends every now and then to see why he hasn't called. Since he's freaking into you. Maybe stop by the office every now and then.

That won't work. She should take it upon herself to throw him a party, invite all his friends and make him go pick shit up for it. She should demand a key to his house so that she can get everything properly prepared. And she should let him know that he needs to toss whatever Playboys she may find when she's done with her sweep.

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 01-07-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

although I consider myself neurotic, many people close to me have suggested I am actually not neurotic - more deluded, specifically, among other things, about being neurotic.

It may take a few days to sink in, but I think we have something to top ". . . I'm mainly correct . . . "

sebastian_dangerfield · 01-07-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Here's a Patton Oswalt rant on 80s Hair Bands that's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3h...eature=related

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While funny, this has an unfortunate side effect - putting "Sister Christian" in my head.

The photo accompanying the bit should be Rob Halford in chaps. I look back at my heavy metal phase in junior high and realize now why my father shot me troubled glances any time he saw a record insert or cover. I don't think he worried about me offing myself. It was probably Halford in studded chaps, wearing a leather officer's cap.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-07-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I was wrong. You should never trust your instincts and should always do the opposite. You can be our George Castanza.

Worst Jew ever.

Costanza.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 01-07-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Now, now. My boyfriend is an excellent communicator and I appreciate the hell out of it. To the tune of as many blow jobs as he can handle.

which came first, chicken or the egg.

Hank Chinaski · 01-07-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The kid had me going for a couple minutes. The odd mis-spellings had me thinking, "Is she perhaps drunk? No. It's early afternoon.

...Then again, she might be hanging with Rip Torn."

wasn't that the kid who was bottle fed?

soup sandwich · 01-07-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sunnybunny

he likes me a whole freaking lot and it freaked him out and that if I leave him alone for like 5 months, he'll be in perfect shape for me

This is ridiculous.

He is not interested.

Is any dude so damaged after a LTR (marriage or otherwise) that they don't want to spend time with another woman and have sex with her? Sure, men say that sometimes ("I'm just not ready"). But they only say it to women they are not interested in.

sunnybunny · 01-07-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by soup sandwich

This is ridiculous.

He is not interested.

Is any dude so damaged after a LTR (marriage or otherwise) that they don't want to spend time with another woman and have sex with her? Sure, men say that sometimes ("I'm just not ready"). But they only say it to women they are not interested in.

Ah, he found out his wife had been cheating on him for 10 years. I might be a little afraid of liking someone again.

robustpuppy · 01-07-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He sounds like a pain in the ass with a lot of baggage to me.

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Every pot has its lid.