Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Not Bob]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Penske, Penske in ya corner office
I'm gonna chase you off the boards

You better change your attitude
for they asking what happened to ya

Lord forgive him, Not Bob got them dark forces in him
But he also got a righteous cause for grinnin
Them-a-ignore me, so I gotta ignore-dem
FB emergency, mods performin procedures

Jesus, I ain't tryin to be facetious, but
"Vengeance is mine" said Tyrone
You said it better than all
Leave postas on death's door, breathin on
res-por-rators for killin Not Bob's best post yet

The more you post, the more you irkin us
The more you gon' need memorial services
The Sebby IM Parody, chapter and verse, is like
Devil's pie, save some dessert for us

Let me get serious for y'all, one second
I got dreams, of holdin a nine milla, to Not Bob's post-killer
Askin him why as my eyes fill up
These days I can't wake up with a dry pillow
Gone but not forgotten, NB I still feel you
So, curse the day that birthed the bastard
who caused your post to pass
reverse the laughs, reverse the past
reverse the curse of the next post and there you are,
Not Bob

Lord forgive him, we all have sinned
But Not Bob's a good dude, please let him in
And if you feel in my heart that I long for revenge
Please blame it on that fucker Penske, thanks again

Ah, weedy. I love you like one of my drunken Mick cop/firemen cousins in Bayside.

(Translation: Not enough to break out the Black Bush, but more than enough to take the plastic off the furniture in the living room when you visit.)