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Old 01-14-2009, 04:58 PM   #3916
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The baby jesus loves zinfandel.
WAs he drinking Zin or Primitivo?
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:01 PM   #3917
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WAs he drinking Zin or Primitivo?
You are confusing the adult Jesus with the Sweet Baby Jesus. Are you even Christian? You're from one of those un-American parts of America, aren't you?
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:07 PM   #3918
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You are confusing the adult Jesus with the Sweet Baby Jesus. Are you even Christian? You're from one of those un-American parts of America, aren't you?
Did the Baby Jesus breast feed?
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:40 PM   #3919
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The baby jesus loves zinfandel.
I have to go watch Sideways again to see if I have an opinion on Zinfandel.
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:41 PM   #3920
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Did the Baby Jesus breast feed?
IIRC Mary had A-cups, and he turned them into Ds
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:48 PM   #3921
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You make me cry. I hope you realize that.

eta: Stay away from V. Sattui wines (except maybe for the madeira). A nice place to eat lunch, though.
I try. This is my favorite wine event of the year. The fingers on my right hand are violaceous by the end, and many of the wineries are handing out their extra bottles for free. Plus, lots of druuuuuunk chicks.
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:26 PM   #3922
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IIRC Mary had A-cups, and he turned them into Ds
I am so going to hell for LOLing at this. Mind if I steal it without attribution? My priest will find it less funny if he knows I stole it from a Grand Wizard.
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:11 PM   #3923
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Teachers can have sex with 18-year old students Washington court rules. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479817,00.html
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:18 AM   #3924
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Yes, it's cold.

But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.

Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"

The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

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Old 01-15-2009, 10:20 AM   #3925
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But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.

Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"

The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
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I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
I've run at +3, but that was the coldest. And I was in my 20s then, youthful and adventurous. 10 is probably about it for me, too.
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:23 AM   #3927
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I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
I have recently taken up running again in an effort to drop a few lbs prior to the wedding.

It was in the 50's this morning and I was COLD.

I don't know how you people who live where it is really cold manage to run outside in the winter.
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:29 AM   #3928
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I've run at +3, but that was the coldest. And I was in my 20s then, youthful and adventurous. 10 is probably about it for me, too.
You guys are pussies. My wife's limit is negative 5. My cross country skiing limit is negative 10. Right now it is negative 21. I'll be going to spin class.
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But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.

Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"

The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

Maybe she was worried that you weren't carrying a towel.

eta: I think the coldest day that I've run was 8 degrees. I'm unlikely to break that mark anytime soon.
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You guys are pussies. My wife's limit is negative 5. My cross country skiing limit is negative 10. Right now it is negative 21. I'll be going to spin class.
Your wife clearly has bigger balls than me.

You don't telemark, do you? Weeeeeeeeee! Look at my long slow turns that span the width of the entire run!
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