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01-14-2009, 04:58 PM
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#3916
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The baby jesus loves zinfandel.
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WAs he drinking Zin or Primitivo?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-14-2009, 05:01 PM
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#3917
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
WAs he drinking Zin or Primitivo?
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You are confusing the adult Jesus with the Sweet Baby Jesus. Are you even Christian? You're from one of those un-American parts of America, aren't you?
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I just want to play on my pan-pipes
I just want to drink me some wine
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01-14-2009, 05:07 PM
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#3918
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by 1436
You are confusing the adult Jesus with the Sweet Baby Jesus. Are you even Christian? You're from one of those un-American parts of America, aren't you?
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Did the Baby Jesus breast feed?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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01-14-2009, 05:40 PM
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#3919
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The baby jesus loves zinfandel.
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I have to go watch Sideways again to see if I have an opinion on Zinfandel.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-14-2009, 05:41 PM
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#3920
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Penske_Account
Did the Baby Jesus breast feed?
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IIRC Mary had A-cups, and he turned them into Ds
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-14-2009, 05:48 PM
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#3921
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You make me cry. I hope you realize that.
eta: Stay away from V. Sattui wines (except maybe for the madeira). A nice place to eat lunch, though.
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I try. This is my favorite wine event of the year. The fingers on my right hand are violaceous by the end, and many of the wineries are handing out their extra bottles for free. Plus, lots of druuuuuunk chicks.
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Boogers!
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01-14-2009, 06:26 PM
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#3922
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
IIRC Mary had A-cups, and he turned them into Ds
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I am so going to hell for LOLing at this. Mind if I steal it without attribution? My priest will find it less funny if he knows I stole it from a Grand Wizard.
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01-14-2009, 07:11 PM
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#3923
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Yes!
Teachers can have sex with 18-year old students Washington court rules. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479817,00.html
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Boogers!
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01-15-2009, 10:18 AM
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#3924
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Yes, it's cold.
But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.
Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"
The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-15-2009, 10:20 AM
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#3925
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.
Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"
The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

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I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-15-2009, 10:22 AM
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#3926
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
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I've run at +3, but that was the coldest. And I was in my 20s then, youthful and adventurous. 10 is probably about it for me, too.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-15-2009, 10:23 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't run if it's below 10. Do you have a limit?
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I have recently taken up running again in an effort to drop a few lbs prior to the wedding.
It was in the 50's this morning and I was COLD.
I don't know how you people who live where it is really cold manage to run outside in the winter.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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01-15-2009, 10:29 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've run at +3, but that was the coldest. And I was in my 20s then, youthful and adventurous. 10 is probably about it for me, too.
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You guys are pussies. My wife's limit is negative 5. My cross country skiing limit is negative 10. Right now it is negative 21. I'll be going to spin class.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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01-15-2009, 10:41 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But -9 with no wind is better than +15 with it.
Apropos of the cold, if you're picking up take-out at a Thai restaurant, wearing a balaclava (because it's below zero), and you see a woman eating dinner by herself, reading a Douglas Adams book, don't be surprised when she looks at you like you're a crazy person after you walk by and say "Don't Panic!"
The balaclava was covering my entire face except for my eyes and nose. She probably did not realize that I am Mostly Harmless.

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Maybe she was worried that you weren't carrying a towel.
eta: I think the coldest day that I've run was 8 degrees. I'm unlikely to break that mark anytime soon.
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01-15-2009, 10:42 AM
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#3930
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Yes, it's cold.
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
You guys are pussies. My wife's limit is negative 5. My cross country skiing limit is negative 10. Right now it is negative 21. I'll be going to spin class.
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Your wife clearly has bigger balls than me.
You don't telemark, do you? Weeeeeeeeee! Look at my long slow turns that span the width of the entire run!
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