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01-21-2009, 12:29 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just wish Aretha had pulled it off. Literally. It's a horrible, horrible hat.
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I think I may be the only American who listened to her singing yesterday and thought someone brought the wrong Aretha to the party. I only heard it on the radio and it sounded like someone's slightly senile grandmother. There, I said it.
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01-21-2009, 12:29 PM
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Re: Inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Ms. Slothrop liked Jill Biden's boots. Here's a poor shot of them:

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I said something similar yesterday.
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01-21-2009, 12:30 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
If I'm looking for pockets in a jacket, I'll choose the "Bush" jacket instead.
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It's hard to understand the thinking behind Banana Republic's initial business model.
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01-21-2009, 12:32 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's hard to understand the thinking behind Banana Republic's initial business model.
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This is more of a J. Peterman thing.
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01-21-2009, 12:32 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think I may be the only American who listened to her singing yesterday and thought someone brought the wrong Aretha to the party. I only heard it on the radio and it sounded like someone's slightly senile grandmother. There, I said it.
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Could you hear the hat?
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01-21-2009, 12:34 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. It looked like something she might have picked up from under the christmas tree at Nordstrom's.
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I liked Stewart's (or Colbert's) take: Aretha managed to steal the bow off a Lexus.
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01-21-2009, 12:37 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. It looked like something she might have picked up from under the christmas tree at Nordstrom's.
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Aretha gets to do whatever she wants at this point. she gains and loses as much a diet Oprah weighs, she wears crazy dresses and all sorts of odd accessories. With Aretha it hasn't been about looking good according to traditional standards in years. she doesn't care. that's how it goes in Detroit.
PS I represented her in a copyright infringement case a million years ago. me and my co-plebe sat dreaming up 200 requests to admit to bury the poor plaintiff and make him drop the case. our goal was that we would meet her at some point. alas, the case settled pre-depo.
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01-21-2009, 12:38 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's hard to understand the thinking behind Banana Republic's initial business model.
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When I was in Africa recently, I saw a number of tourists sporting safari vests and bush jackets. Because it is very important to have lots and lots of pockets for your stuff* when you are being driven around in a Land Rover taking pictures of pretty animals. One of the tourists I saw had a rattail. I think he was German.
*I don't know what they keep in those pockets. Chapstick? Sunblock? People used to carry camera film in them but you don't need that now with digital cameras.
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01-21-2009, 12:45 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*I don't know what they keep in those pockets.
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01-21-2009, 12:45 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's hard to understand the thinking behind Banana Republic's initial business model.
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I loved Banana Republic in the 80s. Most of my lightweight spring/summer clothes came from there until the Gap rebranded it in the early 90s. That was a store that fully understood how to attire someone living in tropical or sub-tropical climates. Lightweight shirts, skirts, shorts and pants that didn't add to heat and humidity were perfect for people living in Houston, Texas.
Plus, I liked the stories (and J. Peterman's too, for that matter). I still have a leather bomber jacket from there that I bought in 1990ish or so.
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01-21-2009, 12:57 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*I don't know what they keep in those pockets. Chapstick? Sunblock? People used to carry camera film in them but you don't need that now with digital cameras.
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I think it depends on the individual. Here's what I think the following socks might keep in their Brian Fellows vest pockets while out on safari:
Atticus: mostly pocket bibles and religious texts, some in the original Aramaic--and one with a hollowed out secret compartment holding naughty hand-drawn pictures of Kim Possible.
bnb: copies of her father's pilot license. You know, in case it comes up.
Diane Keaton: Extra moral indignation and outrage, you know, just in case she runs out.
dtb: Trick question. dtb has people to hold things for her.
Gattigap: Another trick question, Gatti's insurance policy forbids him from leaving the SoCal area or getting his heartbeat over 130 bpm.
Hank: Artificial sweetener and medication.
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01-21-2009, 01:01 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Fugee
Forgot to say yesterday how much Aretha's hat rocked

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I figured she wore the hat to enable a quick exit, because the thing seemed capable of independent flight.
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01-21-2009, 01:06 PM
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Re: Actual Fashion Question
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think it depends on the individual. Here's what I think the following socks might keep in their Brian Fellows vest pockets while out on safari:
Atticus: mostly pocket bibles and religious texts, some in the original Aramaic--and one with a hollowed out secret compartment holding naughty hand-drawn pictures of Kim Possible.
bnb: copies of her father's pilot license. You know, in case it comes up.
Diane Keaton: Extra moral indignation and outrage, you know, just in case she runs out.
dtb: Trick question. dtb has people to hold things for her.
Gattigap: Another trick question, Gatti's insurance policy forbids him from leaving the SoCal area or getting his heartbeat over 130 bpm.
Hank: Artificial sweetener and medication.
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01-21-2009, 01:21 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yeah. What an awesome hat. Fuckin A.
I tried to like Michelle's inaugural gown -- I really did, but I think it was just a little boxy on her. She has a fabulous statuesque body and the draping could have been a lot sexier.
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If only the Inauguration coincided with the taping of Project Runway last season, and then Rami could have draped the crap out of the First Lady's ball gown.
Heidi: "Your chawenge was to cweate an inauguwal ball gown for a vewy special suwpwise guest from the matewials you find on the set of dee old hit tewevision sewies deh West Wing!"
Michael Kors: "It looks like somebody took the curtain John Ashcroft used to cover up a nude statue of Justice and ran it through Ollie North's shredder! They say Justice is blind, but this almost makes me wish I were!"
Heidi: "I don't get it, it just looks like mishmash to me."
Nina Gah-see-ah: "My lips are pouty and shiny."
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01-21-2009, 01:33 PM
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Re: More inaugural fashion
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
I figured she wore the hat to enable a quick exit, because the thing seemed capable of independent flight.
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I think the thing would require a good bit more wingspan.
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