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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  I would, but only for the reasons that I explained here a while ago.  I destroy watches.  I need a tough one.  I scratched the mineral crystal on my last two relatively cheap watches.  Huge scratches right across the face.  Mineral crystal sucks.   I haven't worn a watch in a few months and it's driving me crazy. | 
	
 Dude, you need to free youself from the shackles of the articial construction of "time" as that word is used in bougeois-capitalist-consumerist society.  Think outside the arbitrary ticking of the second hand, look beyond the oppressive L.E.D. displays, and you will find a new kind of freedom and you'll never, ever be late.
Unless you like wearing a watch because you think it makes you look prettier, in which case I fully understand.