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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Fugee

As for the article about Cashman posted by Gatti, why would the author think a 28" penis would be an asset in getting laid?

You apparently don't know much about Led Zeppelin groupies.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

You apparently don't know much about Led Zeppelin groupies.

They have extra-stretchie va-jay-jays?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

"(My agent) Bus (Cook) and Mike (Tannenbaum, the Jets general manager) have been talking about this for a while," Favre said. "Nothing has changed. At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football."

Of course, Favre never explains why he then asked for his release, and it's interesting the move comes days after the Vikings drafted playmaking wide receiver Percy Harvin in the first round.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports...s,0,6287.story

Congratulations, Adder. Looks like you got yourself an interception machine.

TM

[mommylawyer]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

advice needed----

I am moving my kid to Georgia. I need to get a car moved, and a small amount (like a bedroom's worth) of personal belongings. I have no desire to drive. We found a company that will move the car, but they insist it be empty. Anyone with experience moving car and stuff?

Am having my cars delivered, and just read the same in the insurance policy. I guess maybe stuff inside would be too easy to steal....

[mommylawyer]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I have the following questions:

Is Vinny Del Negro the worst fucking coach in the playoffs this year? How do you not double team Pierce at the end of the game, allow him to get to the one spot on the floor he loves to shoot from and not draw up one single play on offense during crunch time? He doesn't even have Rose drive and kick it to Gordon. Just give Gordon the ball, run around looking confused and then force up a stupid shot and hope it goes in.

If he had any brains at all, Da Bulls would have won this series already. And it's even less complicated than what I wrote above. At the end of the game, know where the shooters are. Double Pierce. Deny Ray Allen (one of the greatest jump shooters in the history of time) the ball. If he gets it, SWITCH ALL PICKS. Noah blew this simple principle three fucking times this series, sticking so close to Perkins that he created a makeshift picket fence to block out his teamate. Hell, Hinrich had to literally push him to get him to close out (late) on the last shot of game 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LvvNzmv90

Watch as Noah fails to fucking switch again in Game 4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMPgnAxmHI

Either he's a complete idiot or Del Negro can't coach or both.

And I love Rose, but Rondo should not be putting up these numbers against him.

On the other side of the country, watch out for Denver. I gotta give Billups his due. He has made Denver into a much better team (although I don't know why anyone would think Iverson and and Melo on the same team works).

TM

When you first coaching job is.....an NBA head coaching position....even with stellar tallent your bound to screw up.... Nice guy but....

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

"(My agent) Bus (Cook) and Mike (Tannenbaum, the Jets general manager) have been talking about this for a while," Favre said. "Nothing has changed. At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football."

Of course, Favre never explains why he then asked for his release, and it's interesting the move comes days after the Vikings drafted playmaking wide receiver Percy Harvin in the first round.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports...s,0,6287.story

Congratulations, Adder. Looks like you got yourself an interception machine.

TM

Perhaps. Honestly, I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. It requires weighing the possibility that he will manage not to through the ball to the other team half the time against the generic ineptitude of Sagvaris Rosenson.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

advice needed----

I am moving my kid to Georgia. I need to get a car moved, and a small amount (like a bedroom's worth) of personal belongings. I have no desire to drive. We found a company that will move the car, but they insist it be empty. Anyone with experience moving car and stuff?

I like road trips, and would never pass up the chance for this sort of thing. My rates are quite reasonable, but I suspect the one-way airfares on both ends will be deal-killers.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I have the following questions:

Is Vinny Del Negro the worst fucking coach in the playoffs this year? How do you not double team Pierce at the end of the game, allow him to get to the one spot on the floor he loves to shoot from and not draw up one single play on offense during crunch time? He doesn't even have Rose drive and kick it to Gordon. Just give Gordon the ball, run around looking confused and then force up a stupid shot and hope it goes in.

If he had any brains at all, Da Bulls would have won this series already. And it's even less complicated than what I wrote above. At the end of the game, know where the shooters are. Double Pierce. Deny Ray Allen (one of the greatest jump shooters in the history of time) the ball. If he gets it, SWITCH ALL PICKS. Noah blew this simple principle three fucking times this series, sticking so close to Perkins that he created a makeshift picket fence to block out his teamate. Hell, Hinrich had to literally push him to get him to close out (late) on the last shot of game 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LvvNzmv90

Watch as Noah fails to fucking switch again in Game 4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMPgnAxmHI

Either he's a complete idiot or Del Negro can't coach or both.

And I love Rose, but Rondo should not be putting up these numbers against him.

On the other side of the country, watch out for Denver. I gotta give Billups his due. He has made Denver into a much better team (although I don't know why anyone would think Iverson and and Melo on the same team works).

TM

this has been amazing with Gordon and the Celts at the end of these last two games.

as to Bulls' coaching I can have no opinion because I liked Skiles, and thus can only hate the Bulls, the coaches and the entire organization.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Adder

Perhaps. Honestly, I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. It requires weighing the possibility that he will manage not to through the ball to the other team half the time against the generic ineptitude of Sagvaris Rosenson.

Let me help you. It is a bad thing.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

USPS book rate is awesome for any books that are included the "small amount of stuff" described in Hank's post.

Why not make the kid drive em's own car across the country?

Agreed. If the kid is grown up enough to go to school "across country," he/she is grown up enough to drive 11 hours.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Agreed. If the kid is grown up enough to go to school "across country," he/she is grown up enough to drive 11 hours.

I don't want her car pulling a trailer over mountains. I understand the driving back and forth has benefits, and perhaps in a year she will, but not for moving there.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I like road trips, and would never pass up the chance for this sort of thing. My rates are quite reasonable, but I suspect the one-way airfares on both ends will be deal-killers.

you drive twelve hours with my kid you'd be insane. you're too sensitive. I need someone thicker skinned, say flower to step up.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I don't want her car pulling a trailer over mountains. I understand the driving back and forth has benefits, and perhaps in a year she will, but not for moving there.

Ship the stuff and drive separately with only a few things in the car.

What exactly needs to go? If it's personal stuff (clothes, photos, CDs, intimate devices), ship it UPS. If it's furniture, buy it there. Probably cheaper anyway, and certainly easier.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I need someone thicker skinned, say flower to step up.

If anyone's skin is thick enough to survive 12 hours of road head, it's flower.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

you drive twelve hours with my kid you'd be insane. you're too sensitive.

Not to worry -- my rates take that into account.