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Hank Chinaski · 10-07-2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Sophomore year, I was at a party at some guy's house and one of the jocks wanted to go. I was standing next to a barstool. I picked it up, swung it at his head, and broke his nose and knocked out two teeth.

People didn't tend to pick fights with me after that.

or invite u 2 parties?

Fugee · 10-07-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Bellucci. Not only is she way hotter, but Jolie is still a hot mess. You can't just fuck a lunatic.

Apparently Brad Pitt can (though I wonder about all their biological children being conceived in vitro rather than the old fashioned way).

ETA: I was a nerd and a wuss in high school. Still am.

dtb · 10-07-2009, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

And this is from a guy who used to wear jeans with a jean jacket in high school...

Otherwise known as the Puerto Rican Tuxedo.

dtb · 10-07-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Bellucci. Not only is she way hotter, but Jolie is still a hot mess. You can't just fuck a lunatic.

If that passel of kids is any indication, apparently, you can!

Well... maybe not YOU, but someone can.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-07-2009, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Otherwise known as the Puerto Rican Tuxedo.

is it even if there are no dice?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-07-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Bellucci. Not only is she way hotter, but Jolie is still a hot mess. You can't just fuck a lunatic.

Talk to Slave.

Fugee · 10-07-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Talk to Slave.

That one never gets old.

evenodds · 10-07-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

ETA: I was a nerd and a wuss in high school. Still am.

No matter how cool you look or how hardcore your life or what you actually do for a living, the mere fact of going to law school = nerd.

I don't care if you were a debutante or homecoming king or a star athlete, going to law school, putting your life on hold for 3 years, means you are nerdy at your core.

Everything else is just trying to be king (or queen) of the dorks.

Pretty Little Flower · 10-07-2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

eta: I was saving this for a new, longtimelurkerfirsttimeposter with a dilemma sock, but I felt I had to go all in after your diss!

Wait. One. Second.

The occasional long time lurkers, first time posters who felt compelled to finally post because they were in the midst a dilemma, often sexual in nature, that they felt the posters of the board could help with, and also because they felt the dilemma would be entertaining to the board, were all socks??? Your socks?!?!?!?!?

Shiver. Me. Timbers.

Hank Chinaski · 10-07-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Wait. One. Second.

The occasional long time lurkers, first time posters who felt compelled to finally post because they were in the midst a dilemma, often sexual in nature, that they felt the posters of the board could help with, and also because they felt the dilemma would be entertaining to the board, were all socks??? Your socks?!?!?!?!?

Shiver. Me. Timbers.

it gets deeper. if this is Penske, it's a penske sock that writes quite unlike Penske- he writes with a veneer of the P, but a style that is clearly not the great man. can you imagine the gears that turned to come up with that plan, and then execute it?

meta- he's the king of f-ing meta. when that big steam locomotive comes rumbling down the track, all of us little engines would be well-advised to get out of the way.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-07-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Wait. One. Second.

The occasional long time lurkers, first time posters who felt compelled to finally post because they were in the midst a dilemma, often sexual in nature, that they felt the posters of the board could help with, and also because they felt the dilemma would be entertaining to the board, were all socks??? Your socks?!?!?!?!?

Shiver. Me. Timbers.

Wait. So Penske and Baltassoc are one and the same?

This is a game changer. I tell you, this is bigger than the new ring they discovered around Saturn!

bold_n_brazen · 10-07-2009, 10:41 AM

Target has both Boo Berry and Franken Berry on the shelves now.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-07-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder

5-5, two out, bases loaded in the top of the 12th, I would have bet that Laird would get a hit, but no, strike out!

Detroit got screwed. They should have scored on the hit batsman. Might still have lost, but that changes things significantly and removes the pressure from the next three batters.

But I'm happy for MN. And sad that we have to face the hottest team in baseball.

TM

notcasesensitive · 10-07-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Target has both Boo Berry and Franken Berry on the shelves now.

Thanks for the heads up! I'm fully stocked up on (and getting sick of) Boo Berry at the moment, but had heard that the monster cereals are often stocked around Halloween.

Hank Chinaski · 10-07-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Detroit got screwed. They should have scored on the hit batsman.
TM

calls like that get made right/wrong, and we should not have been where we needed it. the play in left field, the lack of clutch hitting, that's what we should blame. fuck, we should have clinched a week ago.

Detroit ain't bitching about the non-call.