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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Adder

Mole

Paralegal.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.

Friend of a friend. For Hank.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Does this make no one but me curious?

It's Sebby. There are some things you're just better off not knowing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Someone in a hurry.

how you gonna hurry without shoes? wait, dtb, was zola budd at your house recently?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

how you gonna hurry without shoes? wait, dtb, was zola budd at your house recently?

As Penske tells it, he discovered the joys of running au naturel after a hurried exit from your place late one afternoon.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

As Penske tells it, he discovered the joys of running au naturel after a hurried exit from your place late one afternoon.

Penske is actually Danny Noonan.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Penske is actually Danny Noonan.

I've often thought of entering the Priesthood.

[Replaced_Texan]

Yeah, because low flying planes in New York is a brilliant idea:

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/10/abc-p...promote-v.html

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.

that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"

I don't get it. Why is he getting up early to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator? They're scheduled months in advance.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"

This could have been much funnier, and you know it.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

This could have been much funnier, and you know it.

He wanted to keep it clean. Who needs gluons all over the bedsheets?

CDF

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

that joke might get you somewhere in the IP student law group at Florida Coastal- but Eva? Eva is big leagues:

Did you hear about the hot string theory physicist and her boyfriend, the plasma physics teaching fellow? well she's in bed grading theses when he walks in. he goes, "I got to get up so early tomorrow. I better crash now. It's a bitch having to fight for lab time in the particle accelerator." He gets under the covers, and she hears him quietly saying, "up- down- up- down- up- down". She gets all romantic and rolls over on him, "Darling, are you coming on to me?"

he goes, "I told you I need to crash. I'm just counting quarks to help me fall asleep!"

Eva Silverstein and her boyfriend, a plasma physics teaching fellow, are sitting at a café. The building across the street is on fire. Two firefighters enter the building across the street. A short while later, the two firefighters exit the building, carrying a third man. The boyfriend shrugs and says, "The initial observation must have been flawed." He gets up to leave. She refuses, saying she will not leave until another man enters the building so it's empty.

They have a huge fight and break up. They die alone.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by atticus grinch

eva silverstein and her boyfriend, a plasma physics teaching fellow, are sitting at a café. The building across the street is on fire. Two firefighters enter the building across the street. A short while later, the two firefighters exit the building, carrying a third man. The boyfriend shrugs and says, "the initial observation must have been flawed." he gets up to leave. She refuses, saying she will not leave until another man enters the building so it's empty.

They have a huge fight and break up. They die alone.

ftw!

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

ftw!

Wh knws wht th fck? Rmmbr, wr tlkng bt ttcs.

CDF

(vwls cst xtr)