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10-22-2009, 12:09 PM
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#1141
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You keep it on while at work, banging the paralegals?
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Of course. It's better not to give them unrealistic expectations that they might through hard work rise above their station.
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10-22-2009, 12:23 PM
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#1142
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Fugee
Don't feel bad, I couldn't pull that one out of my head and I don't have the excuse of a traumatic brain injury.
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Perhaps you have repressed the memory because it was too painful?
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10-22-2009, 12:38 PM
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#1143
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We've discussed this, haven't we? I always figured if someone really wanted to see my dong, go ahead.
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and for any males who are reading this, I can tell you that seeing coltrane's package is a real confidence booster if you have size worries.
ZING!!!!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-22-2009, 12:43 PM
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#1144
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
and for any males who are reading this, I can tell you that seeing coltrane's package is a real confidence booster if you have size worries.
ZING!!!!
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I was in the pool!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-22-2009, 12:56 PM
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#1145
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We've discussed this, haven't we? I always figured if someone really wanted to see my dong, go ahead.
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Where do you keep your "dong?"
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10-22-2009, 01:02 PM
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#1146
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The being naked in your apartment with no blinds drawn.
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This girl showed her boobs and still didn't get a promotion.
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chic...promotion.html
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-22-2009, 01:17 PM
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#1147
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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call me over-formal, but I have never used the slang "dick" in a final draft of a complaint.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-22-2009, 01:26 PM
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#1148
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MetaPenskeLand
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Having just been through a wrongful discharge suit I am schocked this didn't settle. Blockbuster must be holding some interesting cards to play here (or her settlement demand was in cloudcuckooland) 
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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10-22-2009, 01:27 PM
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#1149
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
call me over-formal, but I have never used the slang "dick" in a final draft of a complaint.
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Seems slightly more formal than cock or schlong. fwiw. 
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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10-22-2009, 01:29 PM
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#1150
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
Having just been through a wrongful discharge suit I am schocked this didn't settle. Blockbuster must be holding some interesting cards to play here (or her settlement demand was in cloudcuckooland) |
Facebook photo:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-22-2009, 01:47 PM
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#1151
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Hmmmmmmmm, I'd like to give her a promotion.   
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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10-22-2009, 01:59 PM
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#1152
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
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She'd probably show you her redbox.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-22-2009, 02:34 PM
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#1153
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She'd probably show you her redbox.
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We already one have assistant who advertises nsa/free bjs on craigslist. Hopefully there is something about the water here that would inspire her to similar endeavours.
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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10-22-2009, 02:39 PM
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#1154
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
Seems slightly more formal than cock or schlong. fwiw. |
And less silly than "one-eyed trouser snake."
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-22-2009, 03:01 PM
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#1155
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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No Blinds
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The being naked in your apartment with no blinds drawn.
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I prefer my exhibitionism coupled with a modicum of decency. My current place is less conducive to walking around naked and having sex with the blinds open. The only observers would be my neighbors which is way less fun than at the ex-LMA's place which overlooks a preserve and a golf course.
When you can see us having sex in front of the floor to ceiling windows, it's better if you actually have to look . . . and I don't have to see you at the mailbox.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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