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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Now I understand the gun shows.

What about gun shows takes understanding? Is there anyone here who doesn't like guns?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What about gun shows takes understanding? Is there anyone here who doesn't like guns?

Gun shows can be fairly entertaining, especially the people watching.

One of the regular attendees is an Amazonian transgendered woman whose male companion looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets. As part of her reassignment surgery, she got ginormous boobs. She's also a fan of semi-automatic pistols. If she has a concealed carry permit, she could hide it in her cleavage.

But as entertaining as the people watching can be, I'll be delighted when Fugee Sister and I have liquidated all of the late Fugee Dad's inventory and we don't have to do them anymore.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What about gun shows takes understanding? Is there anyone here who doesn't like guns?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

Did you get a kill?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Did you get a kill?

No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.

As Sebby can explain, the penis extender is far more effective at knocking 'em over.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

I've never held a gun. My father had a rifle and some Civil War reproduction thing but I was much more shocked to discover that he had a little handgun in his nightstand than I was to be the one who found his porn collection stashed in the attic.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

But what if someone tried to use the dog against you? It could happen. Notsosmart now, are we?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

I asked Fugee Dad about getting a gun when I lived in a dicey neighborhood. He asked me if I would be prepared to shoot to kill if I had an intruder and if I'd practice enough so that I'd be able to.** I decided against the gun.

**I am hands down the worst shot in the family. I'm so bad I haven't even tried shooting a gun in ages.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Fugee

I asked Fugee Dad about getting a gun when I lived in a dicey neighborhood. He asked me if I would be prepared to shoot to kill if I had an intruder and if I'd practice enough so that I'd be able to.** I decided against the gun.

**I am hands down the worst shot in the family. I'm so bad I haven't even tried shooting a gun in ages.

Insert my LA Riots gun story here.

[evenodds]

Horror underway at Ft Hood: 7 dead, 1 gunman in custody, 2 more at large.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

I shot one of my dad's shotguns sometime in my teens. I have the patience of a three-year-old on sugar snaps, and am incapable of waiting for my shot before pulling the trigger. After not coming anywhere near the target a few times and nearly taking my shoulder off in the process, everyone mutually decided that it was best that I not interact with guns anymore. I haven't.

My brother, on the other hand, is an excellent shot and has been since he was about ten or eleven years old. He and the guy from Jordan were the only ones with perfect grades in their skeet shooting class PE class at Cornell. Our dog-nephew is gun trained, and LOVES this time of year, because most weekends someone will take him hunting.

My boyfriend is an ex-Marine. He's most comfortable with M-16s, and says that he'd rather have a gun he's completely comfortable with than one he doesn't know very well, so we have no guns. He does volunteer to shoot snakes on the lake with the shotguns when we go to the ranch, and he helpfully unjams my dad's fancy Italian guns when they all go duck hunting.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

My boyfriend is an ex-Marine. He's most comfortable with M-16s, and says that he'd rather have a gun he's completely comfortable with than one he doesn't know very well, so we have no guns. He does volunteer to shoot snakes on the lake with the shotguns when we go to the ranch, and he helpfully unjams my dad's fancy Italian guns when they all go duck hunting.

Tell him to be careful when unjamming those guns: http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-...,6153364.story

(On the plus side, there does not appear to be much likelihood of a felony conviction in this case.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Tell him to be careful when unjamming those guns: http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-...,6153364.story

(On the plus side, there does not appear to be much likelihood of a felony conviction in this case.)

The good life was so elusive.

He should have got into camouflage.