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11-17-2009, 08:39 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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No one is allowed to look -- not even me.
With one of my kids, the doctor took out a mirror when the moment for pushing arrived. I told her, "If that's for me, you can put it right back where it came from." She didn't even slow down, just did a U-turn to put the mirror back in the corner.
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2. The word "crowning" alone is creepy.
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11-17-2009, 08:51 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. The word "crowning" alone is creepy.
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I have seen crowning. The word is nowhere near as creepy as the fact.
It was unintentional, btw. There were like 15 docs and nurses in there and someone distracted me from my clear, definite strategy of "stay with the head" (Mrs. Finch's head).
One nurse also tried to get me to watch the little bugger emerging -- being pulled by forceps, and covered in crap. What's wrong with these people? Do they want me never to think of pussy in a nice way again?
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11-18-2009, 08:34 AM
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Re: Truth Serum
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One nurse also tried to get me to watch the little bugger emerging -- being pulled by forceps, and covered in crap. What's wrong with these people? Do they want me never to think of pussy in a nice way again?
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The nurse tried to get my then-husband to look, too. I was so exhausted that I was sleeping between contractions, but I was about to sit up to prevent any such viewing action, when I heard him say, "Uh... I'm not allowed."
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11-18-2009, 09:05 AM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by dtb
The nurse tried to get my then-husband to look, too. I was so exhausted that I was sleeping between contractions, but I was about to sit up to prevent any such viewing action, when I heard him say, "Uh... I'm not allowed."
Good man.
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my daughter was a c-section. i have no idea why i was in there, but i was. after the baby was out, the doctor says, "Hank, c'mere I want to show you something." he has guts in his hand. "This is her uterus, and this," he points at some kind of knot-looking thing," is a cyst."
I go, "um, okay?" like he will raise some issue that we need to address.
he says, "just wanted to let you know about it."
like, NWTF? I guess it was some sort of CYA, but even that would require a writing, yes?
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11-18-2009, 05:57 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by dtb
The nurse tried to get my then-husband to look, too. I was so exhausted that I was sleeping between contractions, but I was about to sit up to prevent any such viewing action, when I heard him say, "Uh... I'm not allowed."
Good man.
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I looked. At everything. Vaginal births. C-sections. What's the big deal?
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11-19-2009, 11:36 AM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
I looked. At everything. Vaginal births. C-sections. What's the big deal?
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2. Some of you are pussies about pussies.
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11-19-2009, 12:01 PM
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Top Chef (non-spoiler post)
What the fuck did Padma do to her hair for the finale?
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11-19-2009, 01:24 PM
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Re: Top Chef (non-spoiler post)
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
What the fuck did Padma do to her hair for the finale?
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Bangs, I think.
In related news, my boyfriend thinks Gail Simmons might also be pregnant. If not, he approves wholeheartedly of her cleavage.
Are they going to cook at French Laundry for the finale?
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11-19-2009, 12:02 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. Some of you are pussies about pussies.
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Meh. I'd also prefer not to watch E/o take a huge dump on a Monday afternoon, IYKWIM.
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11-19-2009, 12:46 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Meh. I'd also prefer not to watch E/o take a huge dump on a Monday afternoon, IYKWIM.
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But it's the miracle of birth!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._occurs_for_83
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11-19-2009, 02:05 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. Some of you are pussies about pussies.
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Right on!
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11-19-2009, 03:11 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
Right on!
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Penske is Jack Sparrow? Who knew?!?!
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11-18-2009, 02:07 PM
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Re: Truth Serum
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
I have seen crowning. The word is nowhere near as creepy as the fact.
It was unintentional, btw. There were like 15 docs and nurses in there and someone distracted me from my clear, definite strategy of "stay with the head" (Mrs. Finch's head).
One nurse also tried to get me to watch the little bugger emerging -- being pulled by forceps, and covered in crap. What's wrong with these people? Do they want me never to think of pussy in a nice way again?
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"Stay with the head" is such a good rule, they ought to enshrine it in all pre-birth classes.
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11-17-2009, 08:57 PM
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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The idea of a "hero's return" is potentially hot. But only if it's phrased along the lines of "I'm so proud of you, I'm going to suck your cock until you come in my mouth."
From your posts today, I'm getting the impression that your approach is more like "I can fit you in on Sunday at 4, or earlier if the Cowboys game is dull."
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Fret not. For my hero's return, I have told him exactly what I have in mind, including last night, graphically, on the phone and via text.
He is very excited, as am I.
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11-17-2009, 09:06 PM
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Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
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Fret not. For my hero's return, I have told him exactly what I have in mind, including last night, graphically, on the phone and via text.
He is very excited, as am I.
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And have you set a time?
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