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More Pathetic Than a Man In a Tuxedo in Jail ...
The only thing more pathetic than a man in a tuxedo in jail is a man in a tuxedo who has to call his ex-girlfriend to bond him out of jail.
There were so many surreal moments, from his pathetic 4 am voicemails disclosing he'd been at a gala and with "a friend" to actually seeing him behind the glass in a striped jump suit, to seeing him actually emerge, in an untucked shirt and carrying his possessions and cufflinks in a bag.
Bottom line: don't drink and drive.
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