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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

You're probably right. Adder, lay off the fucking pudding already.

TM

adder's so fat the paralegal has been trying to modify her litigation support software so it can help her find his dick?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Have you all lost your damn minds?

Assuming you will spend Saturday night with your girlfriend is not taking her for granted. It's more like a standing date. If she wants to do something else, she should just say so. If it's not a standing date and he just hasn't made plans with her yet, maybe he doesn't fucking want to. Why the hell can't she call him and say, "Let's do something Saturday night?" Holy crap. As far as I can tell, she has done the exact same thing as he has to this point.

TM

I think I agree with you, but I think e/o does not agree with you.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

2 You can just use this one next time. It will save you some time.

I consider this a whiff, but I know you are tired of all this post classification.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

I consider this a whiff, but I know you are tired of all this post classification.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by evenodds

If he steps up, then he will ascend to the title of Luckiest Man Alive, i.e., the man who gets to have sex with me.

Sadly, his work/life imbalance is making it challenging. He already thinks of me as his girlfriend, so he expects to see me without having to confirm far in advance, while I think of him as someone I am dating, so I routinely make other plans without him.

Don't worry, it all works out in the end.

Sincerely,

Sunnybunny

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Why didn't we make a bet?

Love,

Bn'B

Because as a long-time Cal sufferer, I wanted to take the Orange.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Fortunately, I do not lack intestinal fortitude.

I heard it was comme cecum, comme ça.

[Replaced_Texan]

and I agree. In part because I never thought the Favre thing was as annoying as this has the potential to be.

I can't tell you whether Oprah Winfrey will have a show on her new cable network, OWN, after she shuts down her existing show in two years.

I can't tell you whether she'll be taking any of her experts with her, or whether Ellen DeGeneres will benefit the way some people expect, or whether those who have made money from Oprah -- or The Oprah, or whatever we are calling her now -- will ever find a replacement for all that good-feeling, soul-nourishing dough.

Here's what I can tell you: the next two years are going to be so insufferable that they will make you forget all about the multiple, tearful, overwrought, tooth-gnashing farewells to Brett Favre.

[Hank Chinaski]

I just saw the full play of the goal where France tied Ireland.

The single dumbest play in sports I have ever seen, given the import.

the French guy touches the ball, okay, but immediately Ireland's goalie looks away from the play looking for a ref and slapping at his hand, "Hand-ball! Hand-ball!"

the numbskull could still have made a play and mooted the whole thing. why isn't weed pissed at that? a goalie pulls that shit for one of us swarthy countries, I promise you, we'd kill the motherfucker.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just saw the full play of the goal where France tied Ireland.

The single dumbest play in sports I have ever seen, given the import.

the French guy touches the ball, okay, but immediately Ireland's goalie looks away from the play looking for a ref and slapping at his hand, "Hand-ball! Hand-ball!"

the numbskull could still have made a play and mooted the whole thing. why isn't weed pissed at that? a goalie pulls that shit for one of us swarthy countries, I promise you, we'd kill the motherfucker.

He really couldn't have made a play. Gallas was wide, wide open.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

He really couldn't have made a play. Gallas was wide, wide open.

he quit before he could have known that, plus you try, what if the header is off a bit?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

he quit before he could have known that, plus you try, what if the header is off a bit?

The goalie was on the near post. Gallas was in the middle of the goal.

And, if you look at the replay, the goalie was beat before he raised his hand, and the two defenders behind Gallas were already beat anyway.

I think 'weed needs to revise his moniker for Henri, as a disingenuous thief, since he has now called for a replay but that (unlike the ball) that decision is out of his hands.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

The goalie was on the near post. Gallas was in the middle of the goal.

And, if you look at the replay, the goalie was beat before he raised his hand, and the two defenders behind Gallas were already beat anyway.

I think 'weed needs to revise his moniker for Henri, as a disingenuous thief, since he has now called for a replay but that (unlike the ball) that decision is out of his hands.

1 he could possibly have actually caught the pass.
2 much of what you describe is going on behind his back, he could not have known.
3 you, apparently, have never played a sport unless your daddy signed you up. a real athlete attempts to make the play.

[1436]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

1 he could possibly have actually caught the pass.
2 much of what you describe is going on behind his back, he could not have known.
3 you, apparently, have never played a sport unless your daddy signed you up. a real athlete attempts to make the play.

An obvious hand ball like that is typically as good as a whistle because the player will own up to it. That is why this pisses off most soccer fans. He didn't own up to it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by 1436

An obvious hand ball like that is typically as good as a whistle because the player will own up to it. That is why this pisses off most soccer fans. He didn't own up to it.

i'm sorry- most players would "own up to it?" bullshit. and inadvertant handbal isn't one, so at a minimum he'd claim that.