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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

Scumbag.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I told McDouche to take a hike and he has left me alone for a few days now, refusing to even tell me (for example) how my daughter ate and slept during the day while he was watching her. He also defriended me on Facebook, which is hilarious for a lot of reasons.

Court date next Thursday! Yay - I'll get my money back that he stole and start my daughter's college fund. COURT ORDERED.

Of course, now I have new drama, but I won't bore you all with that. Not today. As a wise poster said, timing is everything, and today we are learning about GWINC's testosterone fueled sex, which trumps my dating drama.

We're always up for drama!

I'm glad you had the talk with McDouche and hope he continues to stay away even after he gets done pouting.** He stole money from you too and you were even considering taking him back? Uff da.

**I predict however that he will not give up this easily so make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

What did the doctor diagnose that led to the prescription?

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

They do, but I wasn't going to go to two different coffee chains. Lazy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

Hank doesn't like it when you give me opportunities to quote Vonnegut.

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Fugee

.... make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

One of my best guy friends has been having a domestic situation for a while. This morning, it got worse (again) and he shot an email to us detailing exactly what she said and did.

If he fails to call this police this time, I may hire a plane flying a banner with choice excerpts to fly through his neighborhood or a town crier to stand near his office building.

I am glad to see we won't have to do the same for ABBA, who is too fabulous for McDouche's bullshit, and always has been.

[Not Bob]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I had that haircut from 10th grade until my junior year in college.

I would bet cash money that that was an awesome look for you -- why the change junior year? Too edge-y for the boyfriend?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

They do, but I wasn't going to go to two different coffee chains. Lazy.

Wait. Then why were you at Caribou in the first place?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Wait. Then why were you at Caribou in the first place?

I wasn't. In order to get to the SB, I must walked past the Caribou. As I was walking back from SB, one of the barristas (or whatever Caribou calls them) that I see and chat with on a regular basis walked out of the Caribou.

Busted.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

What did the doctor diagnose that led to the prescription?

Apparently my testosterone level was a little low. I initially turned down the prescription because my sex drive is off the charts these days but then I was like, what the hell.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Last I recall, 'weed was saying you should be beaten on sight. He might bring a tire iron to your rendezvous.

CDF

He might, but my own meetings with Weed indicate that he'll likely be too drunk to swing it.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I told McDouche to take a hike and he has left me alone for a few days now, refusing to even tell me (for example) how my daughter ate and slept during the day while he was watching her. He also defriended me on Facebook, which is hilarious for a lot of reasons.

Court date next Thursday! Yay - I'll get my money back that he stole and start my daughter's college fund. COURT ORDERED.

Of course, now I have new drama, but I won't bore you all with that. Not today. As a wise poster said, timing is everything, and today we are learning about GWINC's testosterone fueled sex, which trumps my dating drama.

Yay. YAY! YAAAAAY!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

He might, but my own meetings with Weed indicate that he'll likely be too drunk to swing it.

When it comes to tire irons, I swing like Count Basie. But Hank is just teasing me, as he is wont to do, and will forever remain a Man Of Mystery.