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sebastian_dangerfield · 12-11-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Here's something I don't understand about waxing - don't you have to allow pretty significant growth before getting the hair ripped out again? I shave so I am smooth all the time. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be bristly and furry in between waxes. Can anyone explain?

Persistence is indeed the trick. It's taken me years, but my undercarriage is now smoother than a pair of silk purses. They almost gleam in proper light.

And never once a waxing. Regular straight razouring all the way.

Adder · 12-11-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

tmi

What could possibly make you think anyone wanted to know this?

Hank Chinaski · 12-11-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Persistence is indeed the trick. It's taken me years, but my undercarriage is now smoother than a pair of silk purses. They almost gleam in proper light.

And never once a waxing. Regular straight razouring all the way.

do you shave taint forward to back or visa-versa. or does it depend on local curvature?

Fugee · 12-11-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Here's something I don't understand about waxing - don't you have to allow pretty significant growth before getting the hair ripped out again? I shave so I am smooth all the time. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be bristly and furry in between waxes. Can anyone explain?

When you wax (1) the hair grows in finer, softer and sparser and (2) the ends aren't stubbly because they are new growth not the razored off ends so you aren't at all bristly between waxes and aren't really furry either. And the smoothness after waxing last tons longer than shaving.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-11-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

What could possibly make you think anyone wanted to know this?

Hank apparently has questions that need answering. I suggest PM.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-11-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

What could possibly make you think anyone wanted to know this?

There is no doubt - you need to be screened for Aspergers.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-11-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

FWIW I got shorted on the "halle actually being mutant probably helped her get the X-man role" post.

I start with the Flowbee. When I get it down from links-course-rough length to Augusta green levels, I break out the straight razour.

Hank Chinaski · 12-11-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I start with the Flowbee. When I get it down from links-course-rough length to Augusta green levels, I break out the straight razour.

Flowbee? I'd worry about particles clogging it up on those days I didn't have time to wipe real well iykwimaittyd.

Adder · 12-11-2009, 02:46 PM

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There is no doubt - you need to be screened for Aspergers.

Fine. As long as they also have a good method for removing the unwanted mental image of you crouched over with a straight razor near your junk.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-11-2009, 03:16 PM

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Fine. As long as they also have a good method for removing the unwanted mental image of you crouched over with a straight razor near your junk.

Are balls not considered part of your junk? I thought junk meant the whole package, no?

Fugee · 12-11-2009, 03:23 PM

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Are balls not considered part of your junk? I thought junk meant the whole package, no?

Quick, ABBA, post the details of your latest dating life drama! It's Friday afternoon and we are discussing what all is involved in "junk."

E/O, copy the emails from your domestically abused guy friend. We need something interesting here -- it's getting desperate.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-11-2009, 03:33 PM

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Do you really need something to enhance your sex drive?

Gwink is just starting to understand how we feel ALL THE TIME.

Oh, come on. I've had many boyfriends and my sex drive has been higher than all of them. I get it. The reason I'm so happy with my current one is because he has as much as I do and he can do it 14x a day.

ABBAKiss · 12-11-2009, 03:38 PM

Okay, I will try to streamline this. Even with the chaotic details you will be provided here I am leaving out a LOT of the drama and ick. Everyone below is in AA and attends the same meetings so is in frequent contact.

McDouche dated NiceGirl about 6 years ago for perhaps 10 months. He cheated on her and treated her like crap. She ended up in counseling over him for years. She eventually moved on, and moved to Louisiana.

ABBAKiss starts going to AA in 2006, while drinking every day for about 4 months. In March 2007, McDouche has a heart to heart with ABBKiss and convinces her to stop drinking. A torrid love affair begins.

Disgusting drama....BABYKiss...blahblahblah

NiceGirl moves back to MN and starts dating NiceHotGuy in 2008. NiceGirl and ABBAKiss become unlikely friends. They are much alike. They hang out, just the two of them and in groups that include NiceHotGuy.

ABBKiss and McDouche have chaos. NiceGirl dumps NiceHotGuy, or he dumps her, or anyway, they break up right before Thanksgiving. NiceHotGuy and ABBAKiss start talking....and hanging out...and McDouche causes a big scene when he finds NiceHotGuy at ABBAKiss's house.

So, anyway, now McDouche is all pissed (good, whatever) for various reasons. But ABBAKiss does not want to upset NiceGirl. She has now essentially taken two of NiceGirl's exes.

ABBAKiss needs to talk to NiceGirl about this. NiceGirl has no idea ABBAKiss and NiceHotGuy are dating.

Ideas on how to approach? And yes, all four of us are in the same meetings together, although this will likely have to change.

BTW, sorry about the third person. How annoying. Ick.

Oh -- and I have been drinking again. Only NiceHotGuy knows this. McDouche would FREAK if he knew.

So, CHAOS!!!!!

ABBAKiss · 12-11-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Oh, come on. I've had many boyfriends and my sex drive has been higher than all of them. I get it. The reason I'm so happy with my current one is because he has as much as I do and he can do it 14x a day.

EXACTLY. You and I are a lot alike. We should probably hook up. Again. Hehehehe. JK BFF.

Fugee · 12-11-2009, 03:46 PM

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So, anyway, now McDouche is all pissed (good, whatever) for various reasons. But ABBAKiss does not want to upset NiceGirl. She has now essentially taken two of NiceGirl's exes.

ABBAKiss needs to talk to NiceGirl about this. NiceGirl has no idea ABBAKiss and NiceHotGuy are dating.

Ideas on how to approach? And yes, all four of us are in the same meetings together, although this will likely have to change.

Really depends on whether NiceGirl dumped NiceHotGuy or vice versa. If he dumped her, it's going to upset her no matter how you break it to her.

You might look for a nice hot guy who doesn't know McDouche and has never dated any of your friends. But no matter how it ends up, it's better than Sebby shaving his junk.