Lamest k race win ever

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Does viagra produce a continuous boner even after the splooge? If so, your "last a long time" argument fails. I mean, if you have only 48 hours, you (the guy) should just take 24 viagra pills back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

ok, then. If we can only pick one guy, then I would pick him still because I like him. If I had to pick an unknown dude and he was bad and I was stuck for 48 hours with him? no thank you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

ok, then. If we can only pick one guy, then I would pick him still because I like him. If I had to pick an unknown dude and he was bad and I was stuck for 48 hours with him? no thank you.

Talk about taking the fun out of it. You basically cockblocked the hypo.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Talk about taking the fun out of it. You basically cockblocked the hypo.

In general, I do not think men have the same fears of female under-performance. Worst case scenario she is totally responsive, which blows, but still beat breadsticks.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Talk about taking the fun out of it. You basically cockblocked the hypo.

No kidding.

What if the breadsticks turned out to be limp and doughy? You'd be stuck with them for a *lifetime* not just 48 hours.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Adder

In general, I do not think men have the same fears of female under-performance. Worst case scenario she is totally responsive, which blows, but still beat breadsticks.

I see. You like them unresponsive then.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I see. You like them unresponsive then.

Um. No. I just don't like breadsticks.

Frankly, the "submissive" part was the only bit that caused even half a second of debate. What fun is that?



Hm.. so maybe that came off as creepy. The implication was meant to be aggressive, rather than unwilling.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Talk about taking the fun out of it. You basically cockblocked the hypo.

how is wishing for a rotating line-up taking the fun out of it?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

No kidding.

What if the breadsticks turned out to be limp and doughy? You'd be stuck with them for a *lifetime* not just 48 hours.

No, you'd be stuck with them, Mr. Oldie McPoldie. I would be having my brains fucked out by 48 different guys or my boyfriend, which is basically a win.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

No, you'd be stuck with them, Mr. Oldie McPoldie. I would be having my brains fucked out by 48 different guys or my boyfriend, which is basically a win.

Hank would like to reserve spot 48, give or take 3 seconds.

[Atticus Grinch]

This is a really big decision.

1. Is there some kind of way to get a sampler spoon of the options?

2. If so, can I arrange for the breadsticks to be after?

TIA.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

ok, then. If we can only pick one guy, then I would pick him still because I like him. If I had to pick an unknown dude and he was bad and I was stuck for 48 hours with him? no thank you.

If you would pick your boyfriend, then why not go with the breadsticks?

Maybe I'm reading the hypothetical wrong, but I thought it was a choice between a one-time 48-hour laminated list adventure (but not saying you could never have sex again for the rest of your life -- it just wouldn't be the anyting goes with anyone you choose) or a lifetime of the breadsticks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Fugee

If you would pick your boyfriend, then why not go with the breadsticks?

if she goes for the breadsticks hard he might eventually dump her

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

[insert vagina dentata joke here]

Please delete "insert" and "vagina dentata" reference.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Fugee

If you would pick your boyfriend, then why not go with the breadsticks?

Maybe I'm reading the hypothetical wrong, but I thought it was a choice between a one-time 48-hour laminated list adventure (but not saying you could never have sex again for the rest of your life -- it just wouldn't be the anyting goes with anyone you choose) or a lifetime of the breadsticks.

I don't like breadsticks.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Hank would like to reserve spot 48, give or take 3 seconds.

You've got spot 47?