Lamest k race win ever

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Train conductor offers a ride to 16 y.o. passenger. Check the article for an even more tasteless double entendre, apparently unintentional.

"He also faces one misdemeanor count of annoying a child."

Really?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

"He also faces one misdemeanor count of annoying a child."

Really?

IKR? I find the conductors on CalTrain extremely annoying; how are my rights being vindicated?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Adder

Being indecisive, I hadn't gotten down to just one pick, but she'd be a front running.

Was it you that was squeamish about TM's porn star? I kind of think porn might be the way to go for a 48 hour sexapalooza, so maybe Sasha Grey or a pre-implant Katie Morgan would be in the running too. I'm also a sucker for Mary Louise Parker, and an older experienced woman wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing either.

I think the reason we no longer explore these questions in detail is because posts like the above are squicky.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I think the reason we no longer explore these questions in detail is because posts like the above are squicky.

If we had one of your kids read it, could we have Adder charged with "Annoying a Child"?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I think the reason we no longer explore these questions in detail is because posts like the above are squicky.

Wait, so learning whom Adder would select for a 48-hour romp is squicky but TM's regular photo entries on whom he'd select for a romp until the next post isn't?

Granted, Katie Morgan in safesearch looks like she's about Wonk's age, so that's as squicky as a 12 y.o. natalie portman (who looks like a 30 yo natalie portman, except shorter).

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Granted, Katie Morgan in safesearch looks like she's about Wonk's age

Don't think she is that old, but I also was using the time machine on that one.

ETA: Btw, if you want to see her in mainstream work (although most definitely rated R), she was in Kevin Smith's Zack & Miri Make A Porno.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Chefs? Seriously? Cooking school, like most vocational schools, is a bigger rip-off than law school.

Some study came up with this:

1. Clergy (87.2)
2. Physical therapists (78.1)
3. Firefighters (80.1)
4. Education administrators (68.4)
5. Painters/sculptors (67.3)
6. Teachers (69.2)
7. Authors (74.2)
8. Psychologists (66.9)
9. Special education teachers (70.1)
10. Operating engineers (64.1)

I would hate most of these, and aren't Nos. 4, 6, 8 and 9 all the same?

My list would include food critic, porn star, paid drug studier, author, condom tester, "first-amendment lawyer", and well-paid bulletin board moderator.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

"He also faces one misdemeanor count of annoying a child."

Really?

I hope no one tells my kids that annoying them is a crime.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Wait, so learning whom Adder would select for a 48-hour romp is squicky but TM's regular photo entries on whom he'd select for a romp until the next post isn't?

Well, yes. TM gives me photos. Adder gives me only the image of him going all angsty over whether he really should have sex with Mary Lousie Parker and will she expect him to move to a different state afterwards.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Some study came up with this:

1. Clergy (87.2)
2. Physical therapists (78.1)
3. Firefighters (80.1)
4. Education administrators (68.4)
5. Painters/sculptors (67.3)
6. Teachers (69.2)
7. Authors (74.2)
8. Psychologists (66.9)
9. Special education teachers (70.1)
10. Operating engineers (64.1)

I would hate most of these, and aren't Nos. 4, 6, 8 and 9 all the same?

My list would include food critic, porn star, paid drug studier, author, condom tester, "first-amendment lawyer", and well-paid bulletin board moderator.

I would hate most of those (education administrator? Ugh.) I would be very happy as an author or painter, until my lack of talent caught up to me and I ended up as a waiter. Or a lawyer.

Would you like being a condom tester if your co-tester was Paigow?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Well, yes. TM gives me photos. Adder gives me only the image of him going all angsty over whether he really should have sex with Mary Lousie Parker and will she expect him to move to a different state afterwards.

Well, here you go:


ETA: Let's try this one.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I would hate most of those (education administrator? Ugh.) I would be very happy as an author or painter, until my lack of talent caught up to me and I ended up as a waiter. Or a lawyer.

Would you like being a condom tester if your co-tester was Paigow?

All of them come with caveats. I also don't want to be a gay porn star, an author of bodice-rippers, or paid to drug test suppositories.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

My list would include food critic, porn star, paid drug studier, author, condom tester, "first-amendment lawyer", and well-paid bulletin board moderator.

I'm now imagining you with a stack of condoms and a water nozzle seeing what the burst capacity is. Job satisfaction at its highest.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

Well, here you go:

Stop abusing the source of USSPost.com

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Stop abusing the source of USSPost.com

Huh? Take it up with google image search.

D'oh. Didn't do that on my system until just now.