Lamest k race win ever

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

That would take all the fun out of it. I assume I'm in a minority, and that most Greedy Associates have matured into Greedy Partners with their own offices and bidets, and their own doors to close.

my personal assistant has been trained to read the FB posts of the few of you not on ignore, post obvious comments and flag what might be worthy of my attention. The last several years this position has been filled by an ex-stripper whom penske impregnated, and whose salary is actually paid by penske-co. She isn't offended except by foot shots of women with only 5 toes.

The PB duties I leave to the annual winner of the special olympics pull-up contest.

Detroit Board is where my time goes.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Detroit Board is where my time goes.

Me2

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

That would take all the fun out of it. I assume I'm in a minority, and that most Greedy Associates have matured into Greedy Partners with their own offices and bidets, and their own doors to close.

Wait - am I now the only paralegal left on here?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

That would take all the fun out of it. I assume I'm in a minority, and that most Greedy Associates have matured into Greedy Partners with their own offices and bidets, and their own doors to close.

Or, at the very least, a computer with a "Page Down" key so they can quickly scroll past any post from TM that says "Today's Top 5."

I mean, really -- is it that tough?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by fugee

for me, it's only been a concern when there are several pictures in a row -- it takes longer to scroll past to office-safe material.

But don't change anything on my account.

-2. Moar boobs

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

That would take all the fun out of it. I assume I'm in a minority, and that most Greedy Associates have matured into Greedy Partners with their own offices and bidets, and their own doors to close.

Generally, I don't like to close my door unless something actionable is taking place. It sets the wrong tone.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

That would take all the fun out of it. I assume I'm in a minority, and that most Greedy Associates have matured into Greedy Partners with their own offices and bidets, and their own doors to close.

It's like they won a tit-watching contest where the prize is more tits.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Apparently God didn't want Madrid to have the Copa del Rey.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

For 13 years now, I have arranged every one of my offices so that the screen is neither visible from the doorway, nor reflected in glass behind me.

I have done just the opposite so I can actually get some fucking work done.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Ah, yes.

You guys blocked me?

[Adder]

I'm thinking of buying. Do I need the wireless plan or is wifi sufficient? The uses I currently anticipate are at home or on a plane where wireless will be unnecessary. I also have my iphone for when I'm out an about, so maybe I don't need it? I'm sure I'm missing some way in which I will use the thing and really want wireless coverage.

Also, the single biggest factor keeping me from buying has been the limited storage. The 16 Gigs on my iphone are not enough for my entire audio collection, although there's probably no need to carry all of that on the iPad. Nonetheless, if I want to load up with a movie or several movies for a plane trip, do I need 64G? Is that enough?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Adder

I'm thinking of buying. Do I need the wireless plan or is wifi sufficient? The uses I currently anticipate are at home or on a plane where wireless will be unnecessary. I also have my iphone for when I'm out an about, so maybe I don't need it? I'm sure I'm missing some way in which I will use the thing and really want wireless coverage.

I bought the wifi 64 gig. I also have an iphone, and there's really no need to have the wireless plan unless you travel and/or commute all the time (and don't have an iphone). I prefer reviewing emails on the ipad, but I can deal (and have been dealing) just fine on the iphone when wifi isn't available.

Originally Posted by Adder

Also, the single biggest factor keeping me from buying has been the limited storage. The 16 Gigs on my iphone are not enough for my entire audio collection, although there's probably no need to carry all of that on the iPad. Nonetheless, if I want to load up with a movie or several movies for a plane trip, do I need 64G? Is that enough?

Yes.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Wait - am I now the only paralegal left on here?

Admit it already. You're a secretary.

[Gattigap]

Since Skynet must've had some hiccups on the whole April-21-is-Judgment-Day thingeroo, here's the new date.



Remember, the Bible guarantees it, so be sure to put this date down in the ol' Outlook. Prepare to cry mightily, sinners.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

I'm thinking of buying. Do I need the wireless plan or is wifi sufficient?

You can tether to your iPhone using a personal hotspot, although not if you have/keep unlimited data. It's also more flexible—you buy 2gb of data to tether but can use it on iPhone or your iPad.