Pepper sprayed for public safety.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I've gotten on-and-off line comments about this "mutual respect between me and Hank" thing. Let me be clear, I respect Hank, primarily for his ability to keep his lovely and charming (seriously) wife around despite his obvious flaws. I surmise that either he is a veritable rhino in bed, or has incriminating photos of her.

Hank respects me, apparently, for reasons that I don't precisely know and would likely make me nauseous.

1 you have more hair that me.
2 ummmm