A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Translation: I'm a weak-kneed little pussy. Get it? I'm suggesting you are pathetic and weak, just like people with vaginas are. Speaking of pussies, and more specifically, pussy sports, I have a poll. Three Nike World Cup ads from three World Cups. Which one is the greatest:

Take it to the Next Level (2006):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZA-57h64kE

Write The Future (2010):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSggaxXUS8k

Winner Stays (2014):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XviR7esUvo

Winner Stays. But that ain't got nothin' on this, which should be a commercial:

http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/...wid/1_k9fpawdn

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Winner Stays. But that ain't got nothin' on this, which should be a commercial:

http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/...wid/1_k9fpawdn

TM

I think it's an ad for a Mexican online store.

I like the Addias World Cup ad, but I like Messi. I think that the Nike one was better.

I'm was a fan of the ESPN one, but now I've seen it a million times and it's lost a bit of it's luster.

More importantly, Ronoldo is sitting out of tonight's game against Mexico and he may very well miss Germany in the World Cup. Some sort of thigh problem and tendinitis in his knee. He's training at the Jets facility in New Jersey. Three other Portuguese starters are also ailing, including Meireles.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Do we know about the grandkids? And are we sure he hasn't impregnated the grrrlfriend?

Grandkids aren't his obligation.

As for impregnating the GF, I expect that trying is what gave him the heart issues.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Agree 100%, but I’ve also got a bone to pick with the families aspiring to be the youngest to climb Everest or solo sail around the globe. What horseshit. Finish or die, I won’t be applauding the courage either way. You just sent a kid with an undeveloped prefrontal cortex to do something dangerous so they’d be in the record books until an EVEN STUPIDER rich family gets determined to beat the record?

The current record holder is a 13 year old from rural India. She went up the China route because Nepal bans climbers younger than 16; China apparently doesn’t give a fuck. It was a publicity stunt for some Indian NGO for underprivileged youth; they trained her and sponsored the climb. According to the news, she was “shocked” when they came upon human remains at 10,000 feet. Yeah, that’s why you shouldn’t fucking be there, sweetheart. The sponsors should be spit-roasted even though she survived.

Meh. They are all just pikers, trying to match the stupidity of the woman who wanted her 7-yo daughter to be the youngest to fly a plane solo cross-country. Remember that?

I had a client on Death Row who ranted about that, he was so upset. Not an easily upset guy.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Meh. They are all just pikers, trying to match the stupidity of the woman who wanted her 7-yo daughter to be the youngest to fly a plane solo cross-country. Remember that?

I had a client on Death Row who ranted about that, he was so upset. Not an easily upset guy.

Jessica Dubroff. She’s local (to us). It’s sobering to think there’s a guy of Death Row with whom I agree completely.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

This is awesome.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

7000 feet below base camp? Those are some shitty climbers.

Not just 10,000 feet — according to the New York Post, it was six bodies at 10,830 feet, which happens to be EXACTLY 3,300 meters!

(I’m a connoisseur of rough estimations in international news coverage with overly precise unit conversions. My favorite example was when our media reported that a man was gored at the running of the bulls at San Fermín and had suffered a “2.54 centimeter” puncture wound. Which happily corresponds with EXACTLY an inch. Either that or the Spaniards have made a quantum leap forward in wound depth measurement precision, with TBD practical benefits.)

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Jessica Dubroff. She’s local (to us). It’s sobering to think there’s a guy of Death Row with whom I agree completely.

He also threw a chair at a lawyer (not me, but it was a lawyer who was representing him in the trial court). I'm sure you've wanted to do that, at least once, so that's another point of agreement.


After that, I'm pretty sure there is nothing. Though I'll never forget what he had to say about the guy who killed Polly Klaas. It was to the effect of, "he'll last longer on Death Row. There's a lot of guys in the general pop who want to stab him because they got 25 years for stuff that they would've gotten just a year or two before Three Strikes." Prison-logic dictates that it is always someone else's fault -- I mean, it's not like any of those guys might have heard about the Three Strikes law before it was enacted.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Not just 10,000 feet — according to the New York Post, it was six bodies at 10,830 feet, which happens to be EXACTLY 3,300 meters!

(I’m a connoisseur of rough estimations in international news coverage with overly precise unit conversions. My favorite example was when our media reported that a man was gored at the running of the bulls at San Fermín and had suffered a “2.54 centimeter” puncture wound. Which happily corresponds with EXACTLY an inch. Either that or the Spaniards have made a quantum leap forward in wound depth measurement precision, with TBD practical benefits.)

At lunch today, I had a slice of 453.592 gram cake.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

This is awesome.

I'm a big Uruguay fan. No country with a population that small has a right to be as good at futbol as they are. I'm wearing their jersey on Saturday. I suspect most people will mistake me for an Argentina fan (which I will become once Uruguay is out of the tournament, though I'll split my allegiance with Spain.)

[Hank Chinaski]

I just realized that another area of artistic dreams for our youth has been shattered. When I was a kid the little porn I saw had skanky woman, BUT the guys stayed in the vag until ejaculating. maybe there'd be cum shots, but as a pull out thing, or a BJ head moving away. That was my dream job. I never saw myself as a real movie star, but I did think this niche would be swell.

Nowadays the actresses are usually incredibly beautiful, but this move to a "facial" is ruining all these young boy's fantasies. Almost every clip ends with the guy pulling out and then masturbating HIMSELF so he can shoot on her face. How can a young man who is abusing himself twice a day already be caught up in the footlights of the job? Like what the fuck was the actor's motivation to pull out and do that?

If I do start a second career in elder porn you better believe I'm specifying "cream-pie only."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I'm a big Uruguay fan. No country with a population that small has a right to be as good at futbol as they are. I'm wearing their jersey on Saturday. I suspect most people will mistake me for an Argentina fan (which I will become once Uruguay is out of the tournament, though I'll split my allegiance with Spain.)

Are they the guys who were in Alive?

Here's the thing: I can appreciate a nice soccer play. A beautiful pass, fancy ball handling, all that can be amazing. But I have a degree in one of the sciences. I understand evolution. Primates are the most evolved BECAUSE of opposable thumbs. The greatest leap in our evolution was when being bi-peds allowed our manual dexterity and tool use to explode. Why develop a sport that ignores our greatest strength and forbids our using our hands? It's like the rest of the world read Harrison Bergeron as a good idea. There is a very good reason the sport is not popular here. Good bless these United States.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I just realized that another area of artistic dreams for our youth has been shattered. When I was a kid the little porn I saw had skanky woman, BUT the guys stayed in the vag until ejaculating. maybe there's be cum shots but as a pull out thing, or a BJ head moving away. That was my dream job. I never saw myself as a real movie star, but I did think this niche would be swell.

Nowadays the actresses are usually incredibly beautiful, but this move to a "facial" is ruining all these young boy's fantasies. Almost every clip ends with the guy pulling out and then masturbating HIMSELF so he can shoot on her face. How can a young man who is abusing himself twice a day already be caught up in the footlights of the job? Like what the fuck was the actor's motivation to pull out and do that?

If I do start a second career in elder porn you better believe I'm specifying "cream-pie only."

Maybe they wanted to honor their God-given opposable thumbs?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Primates are the most evolved BECAUSE of opposable thumbs.

Chimpanzees outdo humans at game theory.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Chimpanzees outdo humans at game theory.

maybe, but if I were a fotbal manager I'd be trying to train cheetahs. they may not get team play but try and stop their speed, and they can move a ball.