A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Can i sue Lawtalkers for what was done to me on the PB?

From the article: “The lawsuit says Hayes and other pledges were often given jewel shockers, back racks, and fat joes, as well as taking wood during the pledging process.”

Can any of the frat bros translate, please?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

From the article: “The lawsuit says Hayes and other pledges were often given jewel shockers, back racks, and fat joes, as well as taking wood during the pledging process.”

Can any of the frat bros translate, please?

Well, you are talking about the Greek system, so if nothing else, at least "taking wood" should be pretty self-explanatory.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

From the article: “The lawsuit says Hayes and other pledges were often given jewel shockers, back racks, and fat joes, as well as taking wood during the pledging process.”

Can any of the frat bros translate, please?

I don't know. Anyone here from UVa? They're the experts on frats gone wild.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Well, you are talking about the Greek system, so if nothing else, at least "taking wood" should be pretty self-explanatory.

Which is why I fear “jewel shocker” is something disturbing.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I don't know. Anyone here from UVa? They're the experts on frats gone wild.

If it’s some form of genital torture that we Catholics have never heard of, then God help us all.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

If it’s some form of genital torture that we Catholics have never heard of, then God help us all.

The British press provides a translation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-3MILLION.html

Of course, perhaps the Reformation was actually because Henry the VIII refused to receive jewel shockers in the form the Pope decreed.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

The British press provides a translation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-3MILLION.html

Of course, perhaps the Reformation was actually because Henry the VIII refused to receive jewel shockers in the form the Pope decreed.

“Jewel shocker” = side slap? What a disappointment. I was hoping it was a Shocker with a diamond-encrusted pinky ring.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Which is why I fear “jewel shocker” is something disturbing.

You're a dirty, dirty boy, aren't you?

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

The airlines make you pay to check your bags now.

Not if you're traveling in the grownup cabin.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs

Not if you're traveling in the grownup cabin.

Again, I don't pay for anything. It's the masses I am worried about.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Again, I don't pay for anything. It's the masses I am worried about.

The Delta Sky Club stopped offering Dewar's and started carrying something called Scorsby's. Why not worry about me, that's my lifetime membership that they fucked right there?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

The Delta Sky Club stopped offering Dewar's and started carrying something called Scorsby's. Why not worry about me, that's my lifetime membership that they fucked right there?

I don't worry for you. I cheer for you. No one should have to drink Dewar's. Unless you are mixing with with Vernor's.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

The Delta Sky Club stopped offering Dewar's and started carrying something called Scorsby's. Why not worry about me, that's my lifetime membership that they fucked right there?

Do they still have Maker's Mark? Then quit bitching.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Do they still have Maker's Mark? Then quit bitching.

no, I think Jack.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

no, I think Jack.

That's better than Scorsby's.