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04-06-2015, 05:08 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The best place for your phone is the inside pocket of your suit or sport coat (or dinner jacket if it's after 6 pm).
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I believe I've worn a suit exactly once in the last year or so. To a wedding. |
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04-06-2015, 05:13 PM
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#4652
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Adder
I believe I've worn a suit exactly once in the last year or so. To a wedding.
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Wait. What time was that? Shouldn't it have been a dinner jacket or a tux?
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04-06-2015, 05:13 PM
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#4653
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Re: Maybe a nice pink tuxedo?
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Originally Posted by Adder
I believe I've worn a suit exactly once in the last year or so. To a wedding.
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Wait. What time was that? Shouldn't it have been a DJ?
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04-06-2015, 05:21 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Wait. What time was that? Shouldn't it have been a dinner jacket or a tux?
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Either would have clashed a bit too brilliantly with the other guests in jeans and yoga pants. To say nothing of the charming young lady with the visible "Fuck Your God" tramp stamp.
We concluded that she thought rather highly of herself. |
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04-06-2015, 05:52 PM
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#4655
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Man, and I thought that was why I had pockets on my cargo pants!
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No. Those pockets are for your cargo, which is where the saying "is that cargo in your shorts or are you lading for a train?" came from.
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04-06-2015, 06:38 PM
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#4656
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Adder
Either would have clashed a bit too brilliantly with the other guests in jeans and yoga pants. To say nothing of the charming young lady with the visible "Fuck Your God" tramp stamp.
We concluded that she thought rather highly of herself.
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I would totally have gone up to her and whispered into her ear: "You're my God."
Check.
Mate.
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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04-06-2015, 06:46 PM
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#4657
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Those pockets are for your cargo, which is where the saying "is that cargo in your shorts or are you lading for a train?" came from.
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What if I just jam it in my holster?
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04-06-2015, 07:13 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would totally have gone up to her and whispered into her ear: "You're my God."
Check.
Mate.
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You have to assume that's what she was going for, right? |
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04-06-2015, 08:54 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Adder
You have to assume that's what she was going for, right?
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I always assume tramp stamps are intended as aesthetic enhancement and/or reading material for certain sexual positions.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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04-06-2015, 09:26 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I always assume tramp stamps are intended as aesthetic enhancement and/or reading material for certain sexual positions.
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I think adder uses your posts as reading material for certain sexual positions.
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04-07-2015, 09:22 AM
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#4661
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Man, and I thought that was why I had pockets on my cargo pants!
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Those are for the beers.
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04-07-2015, 09:25 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I would totally have gone up to her and whispered into her ear: "You're my God."
Check.
Mate.
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And I'd have punched you for messing with my girl.
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04-07-2015, 11:42 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I think adder uses your posts as reading material for certain sexual positions.
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Well, he is a pretty, pretty flower. |
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04-07-2015, 12:38 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
What if I just jam it in my holster?
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That's fine. Just don't have it go off in church:
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2015/...ltoona/?src=fb
If Jesus had a gun, he could have avoided the whole crucifixion thing. Suck it, gun controllers!
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04-07-2015, 01:07 PM
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Re: A Friendly Correction for those Man-Haters who Delve to be Single
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
I always assume tramp stamps are intended as aesthetic enhancement and/or reading material for certain sexual positions.
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In that case it would have said "Fuck You're God". You're welcome.
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