We are all Slave now.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

This adds to the following, non-exhaustive list of things that Sebastian should be totally ashamed about:

-Trump

Not doing this again.

-Not apologizing about Trump

See above

-Desperately and absurdly trying to find positive aspects of the Trump presidency, in a ridiculous "at least he makes the train run on time" fashion, so that he can somehow feel o.k. with himself about not apologizing for Trump

I always take the side of the person being piled upon. Authority issues.

-The whole horns in rock fiasco

I always exempted Traffic. Horns in rock fall into the Bill Clinton-on-abortion analysis. They can be included, they are acceptable, but they should be rare.

-Calling Lil Jon "Little John"

I am ashamed for this.

-The "crisp" and "floral" bouquet of his favorite small batch craft-distilled gin

How else does one describe rose petal flavoring?

-Not being ashamed about any of the above (except the Lil Jon thing, which he said he is ashamed about and I will take him at his word on that)

I am really, seriously ashamed about that.