We are all Slave now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I can assure you and Paigow with great confidence that, during my time at Podunkville University, the Five Towns-ish girls tended to pledge [redacted] and the UWS-ish girls tended to pledge [redacted].

And who said I was allowed near the doors of their house? By this point in the process, Ruth* was a sister in name only.

*A composite character based upon the girl who told me that her father was an insurance executive after I ranted about the evils of State Farm at an anti-apartheid rally and the girl in ENG 3797, the Mid-Century American Novel, who borrowed Portnoy’s Complaint on a Friday and returned it on a Monday filled with the joy of righteous rage.

Does the composite have tits intermediate the two, or did you default to the bigger?