Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I like to say "it cuts both ways" and "its a slippery slope". it combines the best of both worlds.

Here's my two favorite exchanges using cliches:

Dave: Bill, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade?"

Bill: Dave, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for?"

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Dave: Bill, have you ever heard the expression "It's easier to catch flies with honey instead of vinegar"?

Bill: Dave, have you ever heard the expression "Only a hillbilly sits around and tries to figure out the best way to catch flies"?