Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
[pining for nude soccer]
|
Okay, so I was up late tonight defreggin my computer (for lack of a better euphemism), and, because I am a multitasker who leads an active lifestyle, decided to channel surf while doing so. In my exercise, I ran across a program called "Shock Video" on HBO. Shock Video is apparently HBO's new name for its Real Sex series, the program designed by the porn industry to convince everyone that sex on film is better left to the professionals.
Anyway, I had almost had my fill of hairy-pitted Swiss fraus lifting books with their boobs and was about to catch another wave for a GGW infomercial when, lo and behold, they showed a piece (tee hee) on a naked soccer match between the women of Italy and Brazil.
It was, shall we say, anticlimactic. Though played indoors with what looked to be a tarp for turf, Slave's excellent suggestion of baby oil was ignored. The Italian atheletes looked as if they had never heard of Dr. Atkins, while the Brazilians were not sufficiently Brazilianed. Nevertheless, it was a victory for the bush leagues, and Brazil won, 7-1. Must have been the quick pitch.
Having viewed this, I must cast my lot with Anne. Come for the Brandi, but stay for the Hamm.
Threaded Mode