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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do not mix viagra and alcohol. Vomiting with a boner = not fun.
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Speaking of lessons to learn....
1 - 4 doubles before dinner is my absolute limit.
2- A pretzel at the game is NOT dinner.
3 - a human being with alcohol induced, life-threatening diarrhea and associated crampage cannot open a bottle of pink that has a "child-proof" cap.
4 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.
5 - The next time you see Mr. pretzel, it will be after serious life-threatening cramps. You will hate Mr. pretzel
5.5 - There are times, in the bathroom, when your brain has a scheduling problem and your body can't prioritize.
6 - Sometimes, death seems preferable.
7 - child-proof caps should be outlawed.
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