Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, I stopped by one of my friend's parents' house last night to pick up a piece of horse equipment. The mother happens to be English, with a charming accent. As I walked by her, she swacked me on the rump with some papers in her hand and said "Bunny, putting on some weight?" I haven't been able to eat since, even though I haven't put on weight.

For some reason, people with cute accents seem to be able to pull off being obnoxious far better than those with, let's say Queens or Boston accents.

What is the appropriate way to respond to a 60-year-old friend of the family who smacks you on the butt and tells you that you're looking like a fatty?

Smack her in the face with an anvil.