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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am trying to eat more nutritious food so I brought a banana to work today. However, due to the "fuck like crazy" conversation today, I'm having impure thoughts about the banana. My door doesn't lock, so I really can't do anything constructive with the banana.
If I get hungry later this afternoon, should I eat the banana or go get something from starbucks?
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Neither. You should get a fucking lock for your door.