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Puft Daddy · 08-07-2003, 05:09 PM

I haven't been paying enough attention to the whole Kobe story, so am I getting this correctly?

Kobe has (allegedly) injured three different women with his massive member. The first two allegedly, if I'm getting the alleged facts straight, took place at his home.

Wife of Kobe has stood by him without a screaming public bitchout, aided no doubt by the $4mill rock.

Is it obvious that Mr. K has the fabled 'open marriage', or has this not been determined? If so, what are the boundaries? Is it that he has to go elsewhere for his Slot C needs?

Clearly I need to watch more tabloid TV.

P (all Slot C all day on the FB. Except for cake.) D

str8outavannuys · 08-07-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
I was this a couple weeks ago, and while Frances McDormand's performance was good, the movie itself was soooo fucking formulaic -- "rich, sheltered girl, exposure to ooooh 'sex, drugs, and rock n roll,' oooooh experimentation and participation, ooooh problems ensue, and some silly family dymanics, and the obligatory women = evil, while men = not quite so evil, blah blah blah and so on."

I spent most of the movie trying to remember in what I had seen the boyfriend b/c his acting was so annoying.

If you're talking about Frances McDormand's young boyfriend, his name is Alessandro Nivola, or 'Sandro, and if you went to Yale you might well know him.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
funny (on the relax).

If there is a lot of preparation (including time) involved in the expansion, how quickly after removal does one return to completely contracted? If eye dilation at the eye doctor is any guide, I would not want my anus gaping that long.

Like our President with a log in his eye, I'm stumped.

The pornos I've seen do not wait around long after the act. Busy cleaning up and moving on. Time is money after the money shot.
In my own experience spelunking Slot C, I have not stooped to gawk the gape. I am usually washing my hands so as not to get Santorum on my cigarette. However, the porn cameras seem to rush in quickly, leading me to surmise that it is a fleeting dilation. [edit: the porn that I watch, not that I make]

I have heard anecdotal evidence of homosexual men who are consigned to wearing Depends. I think this is probably the result of tearing due to improper stretching. Just like any athletic activity.

Really. Relax.

str8outavannuys · 08-07-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
They couldn't have been that close if they ignored your wishes. You're probably better off anyway, those are the kind of people who will bring junior to a movie, and then back to your house to let him "play" with your crystal and spit on your silk pillows. Besides they probably called you a baby hating bitch behind your back.

Str8 - really, can't we come to the festivities?
And bag on the soup. You've already got too much food for most people to eat - people just want alcohol and wedding cake.

The fancy pants hotel where we're having the wedding mandates that we pay for three courses. This is the lightest we could come up with.

str8outavannuys · 08-07-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Speaking of, are there two cakes, a wedding cake and a "red velvet cake" (is that what it was?)?

Is there a need for two cakes at a wedding? Or, for that matter, dessert + wedding cake. I've never really understood why things come out that way so often at weddings. Or do caterers just want to ram the stuff down folks' throats?

I say, damn the cake and get the bar opened back up sooner.

No, no, the wedding cake will be a red velvet cake with a cream cheese frosting (as an homage to the dirty dirty south), and having tasted it, I'm psyched. And the bar will be open the whole time, don't y'all fret. Flash mob. Dana Point's finest. October 11. Be there.

08-07-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Like our President with a log in his eye, I'm stumped.

The pornos I've seen do not wait around long after the act. Busy cleaning up and moving on. Time is money after the money shot.
In my own experience spelunking Slot C, I have not stooped to gawk the gape. I am usually washing my hands so as not to get Santorum on my cigarette. However, the porn cameras seem to rush in quickly, leading me to surmise that it is a fleeting dilation.

I have heard anecdotal evidence of homosexual men who are consigned to wearing Depends. I think this is probably the result of tearing due to improper stretching. Just like any athletic activity.

Really. Relax.

Ok, is spelunking fingering, banging or sucking? This is getting way to delphic for me.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 08-07-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
When I have a wedding, do me a favor, just send a check...thanks.

The rest of you are welcome to attend though.

You'll have to excuse her Leagl. To paraphrase Carson from Queer Eye, "When she's not busy driving big rigs, ThrashersFan enjoys..."

robustpuppy · 08-07-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Flash mob. Dana Point's finest. October 11. Be there.

Whoa there. You're getting married on a holiday weekend? I know it's not Labor Day, but still, what a controversial move! Now you've really given us something to talk about!!

str8outavannuys · 08-07-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587

I thought you meant that Dana would not get a single vote, as in, they would all vote off Jun. They vote for who they want off, right?

Anyway, since you called it perfectly, full props. What's your prediction the new HoH's nominations?

Predictions: Justin nominates Nathan and Jack. Barring veto usage, Nathan leaves.

Other prediction: Alison is cutting off her own head. She'd be way better off sticking by Nathan, Erika and Jack. She's got no shot with the stooges and Jun.

Anne Elk · 08-07-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The fancy pants hotel where we're having the wedding mandates that we pay for three courses. This is the lightest we could come up with.

Ummm, instead of soup, why not give everyone a doggie bag (although if it is a fancy pants hotel they will use those elegant tin foil swans) containing an extra steak/lobster. Three courses and the party favor!

Seven of Nine · 08-07-2003, 05:19 PM

In one medical school course I attended, we spent an entire lecture on extracting difficult objects from people's asses. There were all sorts of X-rays of bizarre shit stuffed (and usually stuck) inside of poor bastards' bungholes. Obviously, there were sauseages, bananas and sex toys aplenty. Less common were common household tools like screwdrivers & hammers (handle side facing inward). There was a live, shaved, declawed hamster. I also recall:
A small, square tool box.
Mrs. Butterworth (yes, the whole bottle of syrup).
A light bulb.
An umbrella.
And lots of other various and sundry items.

But my favorite had to be an entire jar of Peanut Butter! I kid you not. Although the X-ray was downright hilarious (and seemingly anatomically impossible) the story was better. If I remember correctly, when the guy was interviewed by the attending physician, he claimed that he was snacking on some peanut butter as he stepped, naked, into the shower. He then finished snacking and put the jar on the floor. Thereafter, he turned around and, slipping on a bar of soap, landed ass-first on the jar which -- POOF -- popped right into his ass! I have never laughed so hard in all my life...

Talk about your gaping holes...

robustpuppy · 08-07-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Other prediction: Alison is cutting off her own head.

I have a question: if Alison cuts off her head, when the two new ones grow back in its place, will their eyebrows also be overplucked, or will she have a clean slate to work with?

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ok, is spelunking fingering, banging or sucking?

I've always understood spelunking to refer to cavern exploration of any sort.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess This is getting way to delphic for me.

It's all Greek to me.

ThrashersFan · 08-07-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You'll have to excuse her Leagl. To paraphrase Carson from Queer Eye, "When she's not busy driving big rigs, ThrashersFan enjoys..."

Oh if you only knew me. Lotsa powder in a cute little keg (with big TITS). Not a flowery fem but very much girl. Just a hot Irish temper under the surface and an occasional inability to control whose neck my hands go around.

Shape Shifter · 08-07-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Does she have scales on her tongue

Now you're just saying that to turn me on.