Lamest k race win ever

[LessinSF]

100,000 toothpicks representing San Francisco - http://vimeo.com/22461692

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postcount=213

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Actual Question Alert! I am still very upset every day about not having an intact family* for my child, and when she is with her sperm donor I am upset constantly. Does anyone have any advice or ideas for what I can do about this? Are there support groups? Anything I can do? Help! It's getting worse, not better with time.

*My husband is awesome, but I am upset because ABBAKid is in a broken home and I feel like I only get to be half a mother, and it upsets me constantly.

"Broken home"? That is some bullshit right there.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

"Broken home"? That is some bullshit right there.

Uh oh. Now you've done it.

So the new Beastie Boys is streaming at their web site. My very very very preliminary reaction?

Ah, like you care.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Uh oh. Now you've done it.

So the new Beastie Boys is streaming at their web site. My very very very preliminary reaction?

Ah, like you care.

Hi PLF! I'm about to leave work so I'm posting this here rather than IM'ing you. I just wanted you to know that El Clasico was lots of fun! They sing a lot! Warm up the crowd with Placido Domingo singing Nessun Dorma! Lots of men kissing each other on both cheeks when Madrid scores! No goals except for penalties (actually that was boring). Messi kicked the ball at Madrid fans! (not classy).

Anyway, fun. I'm jetlagged and want to go back on vacation. Work sux.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Hi PLF! I'm about to leave work so I'm posting this here rather than IM'ing you. I just wanted you to know that El Clasico was lots of fun! They sing a lot! Warm up the crowd with Placido Domingo singing Nessun Dorma! Lots of men kissing each other on both cheeks when Madrid scores! No goals except for penalties (actually that was boring). Messi kicked the ball at Madrid fans! (not classy).

Anyway, fun. I'm jetlagged and want to go back on vacation. Work sux.

Here's a thought. Maybe you need more interaction with your co-workers to enjoy your job? Why not follow a normal American sports like baseball or basketball? Then you'll be able to talk about your weekend 'round the worker cooler with real live people instead of these few scattered socks that pretend to like, what, "futbol?"

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Anyway, fun. I'm jetlagged and want to go back on vacation. Work sux.

Perhaps you should take a trip to see El Classico on Wednesday? Too soon? How about a trip to see El Classico on May 3?

It's like you're own live GolTV, except no Messi v. Ronaldo match.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Hi PLF! I'm about to leave work so I'm posting this here rather than IM'ing you. I just wanted you to know that El Clasico was lots of fun! They sing a lot! Warm up the crowd with Placido Domingo singing Nessun Dorma! Lots of men kissing each other on both cheeks when Madrid scores! No goals except for penalties (actually that was boring). Messi kicked the ball at Madrid fans! (not classy).

Anyway, fun. I'm jetlagged and want to go back on vacation. Work sux.

Hi! I tried to IM in response this morning, to no avail, so I am posting here instead. As you know, I am quite jealous of your adventure. Did you see when they threw Jose Mourinho up in the air? Remember when I claimed that I was the Jose Mourinho of the FB?



Then I said that Ironweed was more like then-Crystal Palace coach (now unemployed) Iain Dowie:



Ha! That was a good one. Anyhoo, glad your back. Get some rest. UWCA.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Hi! I tried to IM in response this morning, to no avail, so I am posting here instead. As you know, I am quite jealous of your adventure. Did you see when they threw Jose Mourinho up in the air? Remember when I claimed that I was the Jose Mourinho of the FB?



Then I said that Ironweed was more like then-Crystal Palace coach (now unemployed) Iain Dowie:



Ha! That was a good one. Anyhoo, glad your back. Get some rest. UWCA.

I am much more like Neil Lennon, in that the bombs you post fail to harm me and only serve to show the world what a hateful, jealous creature you are.

P.S. - Barca! Barca! Barrr-ca!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by ironweed

I am much more like Neil Lennon, in that the bombs you post fail to harm me and only serve to show the world what a hateful, jealous creature you are.

P.S. - Barca! Barca! Barrr-ca!

Not sure what any of this means. But Cheers and Huzzah and all that!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Not sure what any of this means. But Cheers and Huzzah and all that!

Shouldn't these eurotrash wannabes be getting ready for a wedding or something?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Adder

Shouldn't these eurotrash wannabes be getting ready for a wedding or something?

I have it on good authority that they won't be invited. Huzzah!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

Shouldn't these eurotrash wannabes be getting ready for a wedding or something?

Ladbroke's is offering 5 to 1 that Ironweed is too drunk to make it past the best man's speech.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postcount=214

TM

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Not sure what any of this means. But Cheers and Huzzah and all that!

Sorry.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-13203623

I imagine someone sending Rex Ryan a mail bomb, which he promptly eats, thinking it's a cardboard parm hero. It then explodes harmlessly with a muffled thud and a barely-perceptible expansion of his gut, after which he belches black smoke and slaps Mark Sanchez on the ass. This is generally what I do instead of working.