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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-26-2009, 01:27 PM

A good friend of mine was shocked when I recently told him that, when I was in law school, I received three blow jobs to conclusion over a nine-hour period. I explained that the first one was just a blow job, but that the second and third BJs were a result of me trying to convince the girl to have sex with me, but she wouldn't b/c we had just started seeing each other, and she wanted to wait. Being a guy, I had to test the water (each time) to make sure she was telling the truth (she was). She didn't "want to leave me hanging". Thus, the three blow jobs.

Of course, the story resulted in the taking of a poll at the bar on Saturday night. Surprisingly, random girls don't have much problem discussing these things after a few drinks, although a few pointed to the ring on my finger, to which I replied that I wasn't hitting on them (and I clearly wasn't); I just wanted to know how many BJs in one night would be considered "a lot of blow jobs".

The first time I slept with her the condom broke.

Penske_Account · 01-26-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

G-Shock? Toughest watch out there. Awesome watches. But I need a daily wearer as well, and G-Shocks are hideous.

If you ever strap on a pair and step up to the big leagues, maybe they will let you get an IronMan watch.........

Penske_Account · 01-26-2009, 01:35 PM

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Dude, you need to free youself from the shackles of the articial construction of "time" as that word is used in bougeois-capitalist-consumerist society. Think outside the arbitrary ticking of the second hand, look beyond the oppressive L.E.D. displays, and you will find a new kind of freedom and you'll never, ever be late.

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I assume you are just being rhetorical for the sake of the little people, given that, as any corner office master of the universe knows, there is no such thing as late for us......everything starts either when we say it does or when we arrive or both.

Penske_Account · 01-26-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

A good friend of mine was shocked when I recently told him that, when I was in law school, I received three blow jobs to conclusion over a nine-hour period. I explained that the first one was just a blow job, but that the second and third BJs were a result of me trying to convince the girl to have sex with me, but she wouldn't b/c we had just started seeing each other, and she wanted to wait. Being a guy, I had to test the water (each time) to make sure she was telling the truth (she was). She didn't "want to leave me hanging". Thus, the three blow jobs.

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Same girl or three different ones?

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-26-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

A good friend of mine was shocked when I recently told him that, when I was in law school, I received three blow jobs to conclusion over a nine-hour period. I explained that the first one was just a blow job, but that the second and third BJs were a result of me trying to convince the girl to have sex with me, but she wouldn't b/c we had just started seeing each other, and she wanted to wait. Being a guy, I had to test the water (each time) to make sure she was telling the truth (she was). She didn't "want to leave me hanging". Thus, the three blow jobs.

Of course, the story resulted in the taking of a poll at the bar on Saturday night. Surprisingly, random girls don't have much problem discussing these things after a few drinks, although a few pointed to the ring on my finger, to which I replied that I wasn't hitting on them (and I clearly wasn't); I just wanted to know how many BJs in one night would be considered "a lot of blow jobs".

The first time I slept with her the condom broke.

The "three-hour blowjob" is a reference to my boyfriend's stamina; I believe I first brought it up a few months ago.* We spend most of our weekends having sex. All day. Like 14-15x a day. I have to say I like it a lot, but I've realized I don't get out much anymore. Tradeoffs, I suppose.

*just to clear that up.

Cletus Miller · 01-26-2009, 01:38 PM

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I just wanted to know how many BJs in one night would be considered "a lot of blow jobs".

And what was the result of your poll?

Flinty_McFlint · 01-26-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

A good friend of mine was shocked when I recently told him that, when I was in law school, I received three blow jobs to conclusion over a nine-hour period. I explained that the first one was just a blow job, but that the second and third BJs were a result of me trying to convince the girl to have sex with me, but she wouldn't b/c we had just started seeing each other, and she wanted to wait. Being a guy, I had to test the water (each time) to make sure she was telling the truth (she was). She didn't "want to leave me hanging". Thus, the three blow jobs.

Of course, the story resulted in the taking of a poll at the bar on Saturday night. Surprisingly, random girls don't have much problem discussing these things after a few drinks, although a few pointed to the ring on my finger, to which I replied that I wasn't hitting on them (and I clearly wasn't); I just wanted to know how many BJs in one night would be considered "a lot of blow jobs".

The first time I slept with her the condom broke.

...and that, young Coltrane Jr., is how I met your Mother.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-26-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

The "three-hour blowjob" is a reference to my boyfriend's stamina; I believe I first brought it up a few months ago.* We spend most of our weekends having sex. All day. Like 14-15x a day. I have to say I like it a lot, but I've realized I don't get out much anymore. Tradeoffs, I suppose.

*just to clear that up.

I'm jealous. You never work weekends?

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-26-2009, 01:52 PM

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I'm jealous. You never work weekends?

No. Maybe an hour or two on Sunday.

The economy of the United States of America (and the rest of the world, to some extent) is experiencing a "recession."

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-26-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account

If you ever strap on a pair and step up to the big leagues, maybe they will let you get an IronMan watch.........

I have one.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-26-2009, 01:55 PM

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And what was the result of your poll?

One girl was very surprised that 3BJ Girl eventually slept with me. She was also one the girls who thought I was hitting on her*.

It seemed like two BJs was the most for most girls.

*I go out of my way to let girls know that I'm not, but that I'm just there for my single friend (who really doesn't need a wingman).

Penske_Account · 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I have one.

Hmmmm, maybe they eased the requirements......

Penske_Account · 01-26-2009, 02:03 PM

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One girl was very surprised that 3BJ Girl eventually slept with me. She was also one the girls who thought I was hitting on her*.

It seemed like two BJs was the most for most girls.

Same guy or two different ones?

Hank Chinaski · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Penske_Account

Hmmmm, maybe they eased the requirements......

i gave him one of mine.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-26-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i gave him one of mine.

Are we still talking about blow jobs?