Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by tyrone slothrop

this wins the internet for the day.

tl;dr

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I was Ty@50.

Bully for you. I remember NotBob was yelling at ty@50 when em started posting crazy mean stuff about how socks turned out. Do you think ty@50 stopped because NotBob yelled, like how Sebby stopped? Fuck no. Ty@50 doesn't follow NotBob's orders.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

The minute your actions impinge on my actions, it is no longer a "private action" unless you are willing to pay me and everyone else affected to put up with your action.

Under this standard, nothing is private.

Furthermore, the fact that somebody gets beaten up or kills herself is about as strong as proof can get that we can't handle he problem on our own.

Right. Before bullying, no teen had ever assaulted another. And this angst-derived suicide thing? You never heard of that happening in, say, Shakespeare's time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

I apologize on Sebby's behalf

On behalf of you on behalf of me, I take that back.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Way back when I was in law school, they taught us that any act, including speech, that puts a person in reasonable apprehension of imminent bodily harm constitutes an assault. I seem to recall that "imminent" did not mean "right that very instant" but rather, in the immediately foreseeable future. Such as, say, on the playground after last bell. Or the next time you show your little pussy faggot face in this gym.

No need for new legislation. Just enforcement.

By all means... More laws replacing social strictures. Because nothing's better for society than more litigation, and teaching more of us not to do what we ought to, but to instead ensure our behavior falls within the black letter of statutes.

But just to be safe, let's use really loose statutes that prosecutors can easily expand to criminalize the behavior of whatever target they're attacking. This approach had delightful results in US v. Aaron Schwartz.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Any threat to any individual's right to be free to do what he does with whoever he does it with is a threat to the public. It eats away at the foundation of all of our rights to privacy.

I'm with you, Sacco. I assume Vanzetti's cool with this as well?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

tl;dr

I began scrolling through it until I got to this:



At that point, I realized I was far too busy and important to spend any more time on that site and instead came back here to continue to demand that Sebastian acknowledge his wrongfulness and deliver the now long-overdue apology to me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I began scrolling through it until I got to this:



At that point, I realized I was far too busy and important to spend any more time on that site and instead came back here to continue to demand that Sebastian acknowledge his wrongfulness and deliver the now long-overdue apology to me.

Directions

1. In a medium saucepan, bring 1 1/3 cups water to a boil. Add rice, and stir. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes. In a small bowl, mix the rice vinegar, sugar, and salt. Blend the mixture into the rice.

2. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C). On a medium baking sheet, heat nori in the preheated oven 1 to 2 minutes, until warm.

3. Center one sheet nori on a bamboo sushi mat. Wet your hands. Using your hands, spread a thin layer of rice on the sheet of nori, and press into a thin layer. Arrange 1/4 of the avocado and tuna in a line down the center of the rice. Lift the end of the mat, and gently roll it over the ingredients, pressing gently. Roll it forward to make a complete roll. Repeat with remaining ingredients.

4. Cut each roll into 4 to 6 slices using a wet, sharp knife.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Directions

1. In a medium saucepan, bring 1 1/3 cups water to a boil. Add rice, and stir. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes. In a small bowl, mix the rice vinegar, sugar, and salt. Blend the mixture into the rice.

2. Preheat oven to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C). On a medium baking sheet, heat nori in the preheated oven 1 to 2 minutes, until warm.

3. Center one sheet nori on a bamboo sushi mat. Wet your hands. Using your hands, spread a thin layer of rice on the sheet of nori, and press into a thin layer. Arrange 1/4 of the avocado and tuna in a line down the center of the rice. Lift the end of the mat, and gently roll it over the ingredients, pressing gently. Roll it forward to make a complete roll. Repeat with remaining ingredients.

4. Cut each roll into 4 to 6 slices using a wet, sharp knife.

In Japan, an itamae spends hundreds of years learning how to prepare the rice for sushi, and you reduce it to five sentences, one of which is "Add rice, and stir"??? On behalf of Hank, I challenge you to a duel.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

In Japan, an itamae spends hundreds of years learning how to prepare the rice for sushi, and you reduce it to five sentences, one of which is "Add rice, and stir"??? On behalf of Hank, I challenge you to a duel.

On behalf of me, Ty@50 accepts.*

I assume Adder will be fighting on your behalf. Lawn darts, or Chinese stars?

_______
* This constitutes the equivalent of my wincing and becoming indignant after a leather glove slaps my face.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I was Ty@50.

On the old board, I was Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. Every single post was the same.

"No, no. I see what you mean. That was an excellent point...for me to poop on!"

Needless to say, it was a short-lived sock and I think the great cornholio actually asked me to cut it out. Of course, I said, "Ok. Sure I will. I get it. You make a good point..."

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

On behalf of you on behalf of me, I take that back.

This is your best work.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Right. Before bullying, no teen had ever assaulted another. And this angst-derived suicide thing? You never heard of that happening in, say, Shakespeare's time.

I did not think I'd run across a good article on bullying while reading a fantasy football advice column. But I did.

http://espn.go.com/fantasy/football/...tball-rankings

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

On the old board, I was Triumph The Insult Comic Dog. Every single post was the same.

"No, no. I see what you mean. That was an excellent point...for me to poop on!"

Needless to say, it was a short-lived sock and I think the great cornholio actually asked me to cut it out. Of course, I said, "Ok. Sure I will. I get it. You make a good point..."

TM

I actually wasn't Ty@50. I always assumed it was Hank.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I actually wasn't Ty@50. I always assumed it was Hank.

I've never been a sock.

Except Not Me. That was me.

Except it wasn't.