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[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

Hank doesn't like it when you give me opportunities to quote Vonnegut.

Somewhere, a caring soul is shedding a tear. And Not Bob is making candlelit origami prayer boats for peace and harmony.

Not me.

CDF

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

Side effects for men include balding. Shit, that's off the list of things to try.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I wasn't. In order to get to the SB, I must walked past the Caribou. As I was walking back from SB, one of the barristas (or whatever Caribou calls them) that I see and chat with on a regular basis walked out of the Caribou.

Busted.

At least you owned up to it and didn't try to pass off the SB as "for a friend."

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

At least you owned up to it and didn't try to pass off the SB as "for a friend."

Now you've just made him feel worse. Nice job.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Side effects for men include balding. Shit, that's off the list of things to try.

someone does need to get gwnc a safety razor for xmas though, and maybe a picture book of bearded ladies for styling tips?

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Apparently my testosterone level was a little low. I initially turned down the prescription because my sex drive is off the charts these days but then I was like, what the hell.

On our first date, the LMA was whining about being an aging athlete and how his performance and training have suffered over the years and how hard he pushes himself physically to combat the effects of aging.

Knowing the OddMan had tested slightly low and supplemented with excellent results, I asked the LMA if he'd been checked and suggested he supplement.

Amazingly, not even the added "but you are old," was enough to have him leave me at the restaurant.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

someone does need to get gwnc a safety razor for xmas though, and maybe a picture book of bearded ladies for styling tips?

Thrice monthly Brazilians. That's some serious coin.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I would bet cash money that that was an awesome look for you -- why the change junior year? Too edge-y for the boyfriend?

Thank you.

My junior year, my boyfriend (who I am now married to.... hi Honey!) and I broke up.

I decided to embrace the '80's and took on big hair, copious drugs and irresponsible sex.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by evenodds

One of my best guy friends has been having a domestic situation for a while. This morning, it got worse (again) and he shot an email to us detailing exactly what she said and did.

If he fails to call this police this time, I may hire a plane flying a banner with choice excerpts to fly through his neighborhood or a town crier to stand near his office building.

I got a cup of coffee this morning, came to work, and have been productive. I've also had some pleasant, unremarkable conversations with my co-workers.

(I'm not doing this "dramatic update" thing right, am I?)

CDF

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

I got a cup of coffee this morning, came to work, and have been productive. I've also had some pleasant, unremarkable conversations with my co-workers.

(I'm not doing this "dramatic update" thing right, am I?)

CDF

Depends . . . what kind of coffee? Caribou or SB? Donut or pastry???

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Depends . . . what kind of coffee? Caribou or SB? Donut or pastry???

Those are private details. I'm modest.

Although those saucy little French crullers are enticing...

CDF

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Side effects for men include balding. Shit, that's off the list of things to try.

Do you really need something to enhance your sex drive?

Gwink is just starting to understand how we feel ALL THE TIME.

[catrin_darcy]

Originally Posted by sidd finch

yay. Yay! Yaaaaay!!!!!!

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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Do you really need something to enhance your sex drive?

Gwink is just starting to understand how we feel ALL THE TIME.

How do I know? Maybe I'd like it. Maybe you'd like it.

Who am I bullshitting. We'd fucking love it. I just like my hair a little more.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Thrice monthly Brazilians. That's some serious coin.

Here's something I don't understand about waxing - don't you have to allow pretty significant growth before getting the hair ripped out again? I shave so I am smooth all the time. I cannot imagine how shitty it would feel to be bristly and furry in between waxes. Can anyone explain?