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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Fugee

You might look for a nice hot guy who doesn't know McDouche and has never dated any of your friends. But no matter how it ends up, it's better than Sebby shaving his junk.

Yes, and perhaps AA isn't the place to meet, although evidently there are lots of hot guys there.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Are balls not considered part of your junk? I thought junk meant the whole package, no?

If you prefer to imagine the razor physically touching his junk, you should feel free to do so.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Okay, I will try to streamline this. Even with the chaotic details you will be provided here I am leaving out a LOT of the drama and ick. Everyone below is in AA and attends the same meetings so is in frequent contact.

McDouche dated NiceGirl about 6 years ago for perhaps 10 months. He cheated on her and treated her like crap. She ended up in counseling over him for years. She eventually moved on, and moved to Louisiana.

ABBAKiss starts going to AA in 2006, while drinking every day for about 4 months. In March 2007, McDouche has a heart to heart with ABBKiss and convinces her to stop drinking. A torrid love affair begins.

Disgusting drama....BABYKiss...blahblahblah

NiceGirl moves back to MN and starts dating NiceHotGuy in 2008. NiceGirl and ABBAKiss become unlikely friends. They are much alike. They hang out, just the two of them and in groups that include NiceHotGuy.

ABBKiss and McDouche have chaos. NiceGirl dumps NiceHotGuy, or he dumps her, or anyway, they break up right before Thanksgiving. NiceHotGuy and ABBAKiss start talking....and hanging out...and McDouche causes a big scene when he finds NiceHotGuy at ABBAKiss's house.

So, anyway, now McDouche is all pissed (good, whatever) for various reasons. But ABBAKiss does not want to upset NiceGirl. She has now essentially taken two of NiceGirl's exes.

ABBAKiss needs to talk to NiceGirl about this. NiceGirl has no idea ABBAKiss and NiceHotGuy are dating.

Ideas on how to approach? And yes, all four of us are in the same meetings together, although this will likely have to change.

BTW, sorry about the third person. How annoying. Ick.

Oh -- and I have been drinking again. Only NiceHotGuy knows this. McDouche would FREAK if he knew.

So, CHAOS!!!!!

I don't think I have much for advice on how to approach breaking the news to her, except to do it soon and honestly. Given McDouche's state of outrage, I guess I would be surprised if she didn't know already.

But do you think you should be in a relationship right now?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Okay, I will try to streamline this. Even with the chaotic details you will be provided here I am leaving out a LOT of the drama and ick. Everyone below is in AA and attends the same meetings so is in frequent contact.

McDouche dated NiceGirl about 6 years ago for perhaps 10 months. He cheated on her and treated her like crap. She ended up in counseling over him for years. She eventually moved on, and moved to Louisiana.

ABBAKiss starts going to AA in 2006, while drinking every day for about 4 months. In March 2007, McDouche has a heart to heart with ABBKiss and convinces her to stop drinking. A torrid love affair begins.

Disgusting drama....BABYKiss...blahblahblah

NiceGirl moves back to MN and starts dating NiceHotGuy in 2008. NiceGirl and ABBAKiss become unlikely friends. They are much alike. They hang out, just the two of them and in groups that include NiceHotGuy.

ABBKiss and McDouche have chaos. NiceGirl dumps NiceHotGuy, or he dumps her, or anyway, they break up right before Thanksgiving. NiceHotGuy and ABBAKiss start talking....and hanging out...and McDouche causes a big scene when he finds NiceHotGuy at ABBAKiss's house.

So, anyway, now McDouche is all pissed (good, whatever) for various reasons. But ABBAKiss does not want to upset NiceGirl. She has now essentially taken two of NiceGirl's exes.

ABBAKiss needs to talk to NiceGirl about this. NiceGirl has no idea ABBAKiss and NiceHotGuy are dating.

Ideas on how to approach? And yes, all four of us are in the same meetings together, although this will likely have to change.

BTW, sorry about the third person. How annoying. Ick.

Oh -- and I have been drinking again. Only NiceHotGuy knows this. McDouche would FREAK if he knew.

So, CHAOS!!!!!

Jesus fucking christ. Please call a good agent and get a reality show and promise to put some of the proceeds in a trust for your girl. I think you're beyond advice from imaginary friends.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

If you prefer to imagine the razor physically touching his junk, you should feel free to do so.

enough razor talk.

ETA: K-Swiss!

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Quick, ABBA, post the details of your latest dating life drama! It's Friday afternoon and we are discussing what all is involved in "junk."

E/O, copy the emails from your domestically abused guy friend. We need something interesting here -- it's getting desperate.

I just got back from taking photos of the damage and waiting the police. This shit sucks.