Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Shaddup and respond to my friend request, motherfucker.

I didn't know many of these "friends" in HS. Why the fuck would I want to know them now?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by tmdiva

I am really glad not to be living in CA this year, for just this reason. As it is, I hear plenty from all my CA friends. At least there is cool No on 8 swag to be gotten. And I like the No vs Yes ads.

And yes, they do have fun stories to tell. And we get lots of cool presents from wherever they go. Someday when I have fewer ankle-biters I'll go cool places too.

tm

I worked for a GP who wanted to climb the highest mountain on every continent. (he turned back 200 feet from the Everest summit on the climb when all those guys died). His Antartica story is insane. a week snowmobile to the mountain, a week climb a week snowmobile back.

But that actually sounds more doable than a marathon there. Do they prepare some cleared route?

[dtb]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Gelding is the term, no?

It's a harsh alternative considering all he probably needs is a lobotomy (I overthink a lot myself, and am now learning at this late age the sad truth of the axiom, "The stupid shall inherit the wealth") to make himself simple enough to soldier through this issue.

A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.


ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

This post for some reason reminded me of a particularly offensive Yes On 8 ad that is running right now where a family in Massachusetts complains that because gay marriage is legal now their daughter is being taught in school that a prince can marry another prince and "she's in the second grade!"* -- like it is brainwashing kids to tell them that homosexuality exists at all if they are that young or something. Sometimes I wish that every homophobic bigot was forced to live with a gay family member who is in a committed relationship for some period of time so that they could finally get it that it isn't that big of a thing to tell to 8 year olds.

Anyway, your father-in-law and his partner must have some great stories to tell from their globe trotting (ha!).


*Oh, the odious way that the mother says that phrase. Egad.

homophobic. but that Mass. school does bother me. it's classism. why can't a prince marry a regular guy?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred

Or, alternate plan... suggest a threesome. After a couple of after-work drinks, tell her you've been thinking about spicing things up, and that a threesome might be fun.

Wouldn't freak her out.

It confirms that you think the relationship should remain casual. It could dampen any plans she had to discuss your kinda/sorta relationship at work because she might be embarassed to mention that fact (and if she does mention it and a different woman at the office pursues you down the road, well, that's just something else for the dossier, now isn't it?)

I don't think it would have any of those effects, and I am not concerned about her saying anything at work.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Let me ask you a question, since you think by staying with her, you are somehow preserving her feelings.

I don't think that.

Do you want to be in a long-term relationship with this girl?

I don't think so.

Because if you don't, you're just making things worse and will have to dump her silly ass at some point anyway. Do it now so you both can get on with your overly sensitive, mushy lives, separately.

TM

You are right.

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by Adder

Wouldn't freak her out.



I don't think it would have any of those effects, and I am not concerned about her saying anything at work.

Why do you want to break up with a woman who enjoys casual sex, threesomes, and is discreet? I hope this friend from out of town is worth it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by dtb

A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.


ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

Hmmmmm, this could help with the sack/inner thigh chafing during a run in cold weather. Will a mohel do this for me?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

Why do you want to break up with a woman who enjoys casual sex, threesomes, and is discreet? I hope this friend from out of town is worth it.

I don't think she would actually have the threesome, but it wouldn't freak her out. But you raise excellent points.

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I didn't know many of these "friends" in HS. Why the fuck would I want to know them now?

A few years back I was skiing at Tahoe with family for a period of days. My nieces were in ski school. Every day when I dropped them off I saw the some of the same parents whose dropping off their kiddies or youthful charges, as the case was. Anyhoos, saw one particular mom over the course of a few days and then ran into her in line for a lift. We shared the chair and got to talking. turns out we went to the same highschool in Maine. she was a year older, and while I was a student counsel/athlete BMOC, she was a math club geek (think Eva Silversteen except really hot, a lot hotter). We ended up naked together in the hottub before the trip was over. So, you never know, know what I mean?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by pernsky no account

A few years back I was skiing at Tahoe with family for a period of days. My nieces were in ski school. Every day when I dropped them off I saw the some of the same parents whose dropping off their kiddies or youthful charges, as the case was. Anyhoos, saw one particular mom over the course of a few days and then ran into her in line for a lift. We shared the chair and got to talking. turns out we went to the same highschool in Maine. she was a year older, and while I was a student counsel/athlete BMOC, she was a math club geek (think Eva Silversteen except really hot, a lot hotter). We ended up naked together in the hottub before the trip was over. So, you never know, know what I mean?

i don't think you recognize how dedicated coltrane is to his running, he wouldn't be interested.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by tmdiva

Someday when I have fewer ankle-biters I'll go cool places too.

tm

No you won't.

You'll be saving for college, paying higher insurance premiums, buying whole wardrobes of which the kid will pick exactly three items to wear, period, and you'll be shelling out for gas, movies, video games, computers, microwave popcorn, and, eventually, refinishing the basement when one of them moves back home at the age of 34.

Then, you will die.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by dtb

A gelding has had his testicles removed, not his cock. They don't remove the testicles entirely, they leave the scrotum, but after removing the sperm-producing bits, the scrotum shrivels up after a while.


ETA: Does this post qualify as one of those "an avocado isn't a vegetable" post?

Yes.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I didn't know many of these "friends" in HS. Why the fuck would I want to know them now?

So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

So ignore their friend requests. That's what I do.

Holy crap. Less took out ads.

ETA: This has nothing to do with facebook. I hit reply to the post instead of the generic reply.

Hint to Coltrane: make it so you don't get e-mails from facebook. Makes for a happier time on there. And ignore mercilessly.