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02-26-2009, 11:45 AM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Re: For the Beer Snobs
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
In fact, I have an Oberon t-shirt from way back in the day, back before most people had even heard of beer.
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So, it's a Solsun shirt?
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02-26-2009, 01:31 PM
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#752
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Who doesn't?
A friend of a friend is in a broomball league. They named their team "Off in the Shower", so that if they lose, say to Team A, the website says:
"Team A beats Off in the Shower"
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02-26-2009, 02:15 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Who doesn't?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A friend of a friend is in a broomball league. They named their team "Off in the Shower", so that if they lose, say to Team A, the website says:
"Team A beats Off in the Shower"
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One of my high school's intramural softball teams similarly hacked the PA announcements of the day's games by naming their team "With Themselves," as in "The Damn Yankees will play With Themselves on the practice diamond at lunch." We took the fact that the Dean thought it was clever and did nothing to stop it as evidence that the faculty of a modern boys' Catholic high school was somewhat more hip than many folks expect. |
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02-26-2009, 02:25 PM
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#754
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: Who doesn't?
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
One of my high school's intramural softball teams similarly hacked the PA announcements of the day's games by naming their team "With Themselves," as in "The Damn Yankees will play With Themselves on the practice diamond at lunch." We took the fact that the Dean thought it was clever and did nothing to stop it as evidence that the faculty of a modern boys' Catholic high school was somewhat more hip than many folks expect.
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How long after you got out of your bubble did you realize you were all wrong?
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02-26-2009, 02:27 PM
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#755
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Re: Look out, Flinty.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
Congress Acts to Ban Pet Chimps
Flinty, this is going to cause some real problems in our talks with Vivid for the upcoming production of The Bitches Wail for Prehensile Tails, but really it's just a matter of being creative. Under my new plan, Vivid won't "own" you anymore, but it will be something of a short-term leasing arrangement.
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Bitch, if you spent more time negotiating more back end points (hi Diane!) instead of reading MSNBC, I wouldn't need to work so much and potentially tear off faces.
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02-26-2009, 02:30 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: For the Beer Snobs
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
So, um, yeah -- I got beaten by a chick. Happens all the time. But she was a fast chick sponsored by an excellent beer, so I was cool with it.
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Did she fellate you after the race? Because the rest of that seems pretty irrelevant.
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02-26-2009, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: Who doesn't?
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
One of my high school's intramural softball teams similarly hacked the PA announcements of the day's games by naming their team "With Themselves," as in "The Damn Yankees will play With Themselves on the practice diamond at lunch." We took the fact that the Dean thought it was clever and did nothing to stop it as evidence that the faculty of a modern boys' Catholic high school was somewhat more hip than many folks expect.
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This is a story about an all boys Catholic school in which PA announcements were made about young boys playing with themselves. And your conclusion is that the faculty was hip?
I must be whiffing.
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02-26-2009, 02:50 PM
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#758
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Whack A Mole for Law Firms
It's a little late for most of us, but feel free to rate partners anyway. http://www.rateapartner.com
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Boogers!
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02-26-2009, 02:52 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Re: For the Beer Snobs
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did she fellate you after the race? Because the rest of that seems pretty irrelevant.
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During the race. I think it was what made the difference in the final mile.
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I am not sorry.
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02-26-2009, 03:17 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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I can't post this link anywhere else
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02-26-2009, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Street Art.
We need this in NYC.
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02-26-2009, 04:04 PM
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Re: I can't post this link anywhere else
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
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Didn't Camus also write "The Shocker"? |
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02-26-2009, 04:23 PM
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#763
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
For gwinky. Tickets for the New York show go on sale March 9.
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02-26-2009, 05:07 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan
For gwinky. Tickets for the New York show go on sale March 9.
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Hmm. He was here last week. I missed him because I was training for a fight. BOO HOO!!! (but I won the fight). Could it be that there's another show? I didn't see it on the page. |
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02-26-2009, 05:09 PM
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#765
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. He was here last week. I missed him because I was training for a fight. BOO HOO!!! (but I won the fight). Could it be that there's another show? I didn't see it on the page.
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Yes!! he's coming back. And um, whaddayaknow, I'm fighting on 5/16. Something odd is going on. |
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