Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

It is quite the bummer when one makes an impulse purchase of a chocolate chip cookie at the coffee place around the corner (when one makes one's caffeine run a bit earlier than usual because one is falling asleep while watching video of an allegedly injured Piggly-Wiggly patron walking her dog around and around and around the block), and then one discovers -- at the much-anticipated first bite -- that one has actually purchased an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Shulda had a black & white cookie. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate........If people would only look to the black & white cookie in this election season all of are problems would be solved.

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

It is quite the bummer when one makes an impulse purchase of a chocolate chip cookie at the coffee place around the corner (when one makes one's caffeine run a bit earlier than usual because one is falling asleep while watching video of an allegedly injured Piggly-Wiggly patron walking her dog around and around and around the block), and then one discovers -- at the much-anticipated first bite -- that one has actually purchased an oatmeal raisin cookie.

That shit never happens to plaintiffs' lawyers. We open the cookie bag and find a bag of money. Or we bite into a rock in the cookie, which is the same thing.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

that is better than "ex-boyfrind's name" how?

The entry can have multiple numbers (at least on my phone) and you're much less likely to drunk-dial DO NOT ANSWER at 2 a.m. for the hook-up. And if you're so far gone as to not care which precise person you're making a booty call to, hopefully the whiskey dick will prevent you from sealing the deal.

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

The entry can have multiple numbers (at least on my phone) and you're much less likely to drunk-dial DO NOT ANSWER at 2 a.m. for the hook-up. And if you're so far gone as to not care which precise person you're making a booty call to, hopefully the whiskey dick will prevent you from sealing the deal.

Or whisky-vagina, as the case maye be.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by pernsky no account

Or whisky-vagina, as the case maye be.

N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.

You dated Coltrane?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

You dated Coltrane?

... when he was 14?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

You dated Coltrane?

Whew!!! For a minute there, I thought she was slandering me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

You dated Coltrane?

Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.

OKya, but, for me, and ykmmv, in cases when I have drank enough to be whiskey-dickey, my sober desire to fuck the person, their martial status and/or whether or not thye are Chicagoites goes out the window, with the standards being solely availablility, consent and a devil may care "idée fixe", as my french friends say,...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I'll take it. Oatmeal raisin is my preferred cookie.

Me too. I find that oatmeal rasin is harder to fuck up than chocolate chip, which often gets over cooked.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

... when he was 14?

I never realized how tiny this angle makes him look.

I know, he actually is tiny, but not that tiny.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.

You forgot Mr. T.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.

I'm pretty sure Wonk lives in the 'burbs. We don't like his sort in the city.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by replaced_texan

me too. I find that oatmeal rasin is harder to fuck up than chocolate chip, which often gets over cooked.

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