Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I never realized how tiny this angle makes him look.

I know, he actually is tiny, but not that tiny.

Same things Hank's wife said to him the first time they met off the internets.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

-2.

2. I find it much easier to overcook oatmeal cookies.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.

For a minute I thought you were talking about this guy I dated in college, but then I remembered he'd gotten divorced and moved to Colorado.

[John Phoenix]

I've been having a Pro Bar every afternoon as a snack. Today, I thought about mixing it up by running to Starbucks and getting a cookie, instead. I figured I'd check out the nutrition facts for both. Would I be that much worse off if I had Starbucks Cookie every day, instead of a Pro Bar?

Pro Bar Apple Cinnamon Crunch bar:

Serving Size (g) 85
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................370
Fat Calories ..................170
Total Fat (g) ..................19
Saturated Fat (g) .............5
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ...............0
Sodium (mg) ...................90
Potassium.....................130
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....47
Fiber (g).......................... 7
Sugars (g) ......................22
Protein (g) .......................9
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................4 %
Iron ...............................10 %


Starbucks Rainbow Cookie:

Serving Size (g) 87
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................380
Fat Calories ..................150
Total Fat (g) ..................17
Saturated Fat (g) ............10
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ..............65
Sodium (mg) ..................135
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....53
Fiber (g).......................... 1
Sugars (g) ......................33
Protein (g) .......................4
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................2 %
Iron ...............................10 %

[pernsky no account]

Originally Posted by John Phoenix

I've been having a Pro Bar every afternoon as a snack. Today, I thought about mixing it up by running to Starbucks and getting a cookie, instead. I figured I'd check out the nutrition facts for both. Would I be that much worse off if I had Starbucks Cookie every day, instead of a Pro Bar?

Pro Bar Apple Cinnamon Crunch bar:

Serving Size (g) 85
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................370
Fat Calories ..................170
Total Fat (g) ..................19
Saturated Fat (g) .............5
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ...............0
Sodium (mg) ...................90
Potassium.....................130
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....47
Fiber (g).......................... 7
Sugars (g) ......................22
Protein (g) .......................9
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................4 %
Iron ...............................10 %


Starbucks Rainbow Cookie:

Serving Size (g) 87
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................380
Fat Calories ..................150
Total Fat (g) ..................17
Saturated Fat (g) ............10
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ..............65
Sodium (mg) ..................135
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....53
Fiber (g).......................... 1
Sugars (g) ......................33
Protein (g) .......................4
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................2 %
Iron ...............................10 %

What was your' conclusion?

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

I'm pretty sure Wonk lives in the 'burbs. We don't like his sort in the city.

Oh and you! You aren't usu on fashion. Sorry. Maybe I never find you incredibly annoying?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Oh and you! You aren't usu on fashion. Sorry. Maybe I never find you incredibly annoying?

This may not be equal to panty-melting charm, Cletus, but it's a start.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I read this as "rectal scarring".

And this is what I though confirmed it.

Nah, the rectal scarring I got from undercooked oatmeal cookies and a five-day vindaloo and Guinness binge.

But whatever. When the grim spectre of toxoplasmosis comes a-knockin' on your litterbox, don't say I didn't warn you all.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

but if we have received no further calls by the end of the week, we will take the cat in for all the tests and to get it neutered, etc. Good bye, money! Bye!

Until then, be fanatical about the hypothetical child washing her hands every time she touches the kitten. I'm serious about kids getting worms from pets (not to mention the more serious things 'weed mentioned). And I'm sure the vet will suggest it, but get the kitten tested for feline leukemia and feline HIV. And after the bundle you will spend at the vet, make the kitten a permanently indoor kitten.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Wikipedia says I can "wear a buttoned shirt with...a fly-front placket" instead of a shirt that fastens with studs. Is this accurate? I wore that type of shirt to my wedding, but wore a long tie at my wedding, so no one could tell if I had studs in my shirt or not. At an upcoming event, I will be wearing a bow tie. Can I wear the shirt with a fly front (a flap that covers the buttons)?

Also, cummerbund or waistcoat?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Wikipedia says I can "wear a buttoned shirt with...a fly-front placket" instead of a shirt that fastens with studs. Is this accurate? I wore that type of shirt to my wedding, but wore a long tie at my wedding, so no one could tell if I had studs in my shirt or not. At an upcoming event, I will be wearing a bow tie. Can I wear the shirt with a fly front (a flap that covers the buttons)?

Also, cummerbund or waistcoat?

formal, or are you a clown for Halloween again?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Wikipedia says I can "wear a buttoned shirt with...a fly-front placket" instead of a shirt that fastens with studs. Is this accurate? I wore that type of shirt to my wedding, but wore a long tie at my wedding, so no one could tell if I had studs in my shirt or not. At an upcoming event, I will be wearing a bow tie. Can I wear the shirt with a fly front (a flap that covers the buttons)?

Also, cummerbund or waistcoat?

Fly-front or French plackets are definitely cool. And cummerbund or nothing. Especially with a French placket.

[dtb]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Nah, the rectal scarring I got from undercooked oatmeal cookies and a five-day vindaloo and Guinness binge.

But whatever. When the grim spectre of toxoplasmosis comes a-knockin' on your litterbox, don't say I didn't warn you all.

Vindaloo will keep you in da loo.

[ABBAKiss]

I don't think I have posted about this here, but GWNC's longer hair, PLF's free pussy, ltl's Facebook dillemma, and the emergence of several socks I do not recall seeing before my life makeover reminded me that something from my life might be of interest to the board as well.

I gave birth to a baby girl on October 1. Within a few days she had a PERIOD (yes, blood in her diaper) and started LACTATING (milk came out of her little TITS for more than a week). Apparently, this is relatively normal.

My little girl, growing up so fast......

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I don't think I have posted about this here, but GWNC's longer hair, PLF's free pussy, ltl's Facebook dillemma, and the emergence of several socks I do not recall seeing before my life makeover reminded me that something from my life might be of interest to the board as well.

I gave birth to a baby girl on October 1. Within a few days she had a PERIOD (yes, blood in her diaper) and started LACTATING (milk came out of her little TITS for more than a week). Apparently, this is relatively normal.

My little girl, growing up so fast......

i think you're forgetting some of the socks that were here before with at least some of that content.

the worst we had with our daughter is finding a big-assed upholstery staple in her shit. we were glad we hadn't seen her eat it, as we'd have been freaking for the hours until she shat.