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07-11-2003, 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Yes because your big cock in her ass will surely make her swoon and learn that she should be a nice, docile woman.
That always works
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How would you know?
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07-11-2003, 04:52 PM
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I didn't do it.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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What is they say about the word assume? |
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07-11-2003, 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How would you know?
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She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them. |
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is a Hate Fuck that you fuck someone because you hate them so much you are strangely attracted to them? Or is it you hate them so much that fucking them would be a method of conveying your hate?
Because I have engaged in the former (and it was actually very good), but I don't think the latter (unless it was a HF from the other person's point of view and I didn't catch on).
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I think it can be either.
Lucy Liu: Hot, but from what I've seen/read, she's a complete bitch. Most guys dislike her just for the fact that Bill Murray hated her on the set of Charlie's Angels I. But that's not going to stop us from fucking her. Aggressively.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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I didn't do it.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them.
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Sure, either that or I have a tendancy to tame my new bitches by putting on a strap-on and fucking them up the ass.
Either way. |
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How would you know?
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She went out (or he went in, as the case may be) with Well Hung Juror a few times, but keep it the down lo or she'll have to give a kitchen appliance other than a toaster to the Coalition of Straight People.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Damn straight! Nuthin like puttin the assfuckin' pimphand smackdown to keep yo hoe in her place.
At least that's what the priest told me on my wedding night.
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I would have just shoved the damn priest off of me and went and found my bride. You're too passive and accepting. |
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
At least that's what the priest told me on my wedding night.
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your priest still expected you to service (be serviced by) him even thought it was your wedding night? |
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07-11-2003, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
She's been with a lot of your ex-gfs who, oddly, switched to the other team after experiencing your methods of subduing them.
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Hot damn! That was gooood.
But shouldn't that plant her firmly on my side? I'm increasing the lesbian population one fuck at a time.
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07-11-2003, 04:58 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
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Originally posted by bilmore
I would have just shoved the damn priest off of me and went and found my bride. You're too passive and accepting.
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I know, but Cardinal Law was such a nice old man. And quick too! Just like PLF, or so I'm told.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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07-11-2003, 04:59 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But shouldn't that plant her firmly on my side? I'm increasing the lesbian population one fuck at a time.
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Lesbians who have become lesbians through sexual abuse by men tend to be unbalanced. Leagl likes her women mentally stable. You are increasing the likelihood that she will end up with a wacko.
Wait, no, it was Less who fucked Paigow |
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07-11-2003, 05:03 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wait, no, it was Less who fucked Paigow
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While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.
(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part. But feel free to spread rumors if it will inject some life into the FB jokes. Or maybe everyone is fucking everyone and joking about it and I just am out of the loop. I suspect that may be the case). |
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07-11-2003, 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are men so into this [women saying the word "cock"]?
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Stop it. You're killing me here.
Seriously, I have no idea. I'm still trying to figure out the marketing research that the led the advertising geniuses at Coors to promote incest as an apparently successful way to sell more beer. |
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07-11-2003, 05:05 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Ah. The Slave/Paigow thing makes sense to me now.
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Boogers!
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07-11-2003, 05:08 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lesbians who have become lesbians through sexual abuse by men tend to be unbalanced. Leagl likes her women mentally stable. You are increasing the likelihood that she will end up with a wacko.
Wait, no, it was Less who fucked Paigow
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You're on fire. I'm not going to even respond because you should pull a Costanza and just leave on top.
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