Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Someone come over here and fuck me.

Dibs?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Plus everyone thinks we are already fucking (Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

Oh, we care. Especially here in Wonkland, where Coltrane is our only hope and Windy City FB ladies are nonexistent...:drool:

Could be our next board slogan... (sigh).

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(Unfortunately, because I am no Paigow, they don't appear to really care).

Gwinky, I think of you as the hot chick from the cold north, while Paigow really is just another Princess, and there are so many of those.

But let's find someone more interesting to pair you up with than TM, aye?

And so, on this Friday evening, I ask everyone to suggest a mate for Gwinky. Which member of the Lawtalkers community ought she do the deed with?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You don't have any nipples?

I also sometimes wonder if you are bangable. Seeing as you are Italian with chest hair and athletic and stuff like the whole Midwest farmboy thing, I think you could be. But then I remember bloody nips and picture you in those little short shorts that men who run a lot wear which is a fashion horror akin to the speedo. So I just dont know. ANyone else have a feel for ths guy?

Feel free to PM a pic. I promise not to forward it.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know this proves Slave's point, but what do I care? Identify the error.

No, no, NOOOO! This is no fun at all.

Instead, why don't you say you didn't know he took pointers, and ask him where he'd like them inserted. And how big a point you'd have to make for him to notice, seeing as how he's not a virgin poster. Or something like that.

Jezebel's jugs, already.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
No, no, NOOOO! This is no fun at all.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!!! I'll never get this.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
It's the "poison dick" syndrome.

That can't be it. I never eat broccoli.

TM

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry, Slave, I don't think I can do anything to interest you, because I save all discussions about my tits, my blowjob techniques, how I love to titfuck, brazilians, how a guy can get me to do anal, which of my exes loved teabagging, how many threeways I've had and the ratio in each, the various qualities (length, girth, shape, endurance, feelings about oral) of the guys I've banged, how many guys I've banged whose names I've forgotten, guys I'd like to bang (including the subsets of guys I'd like to bang at work and guys on the lawtalkers board I think I'd like to bang), what my sex toy collection contains, etc. etc. etc. for weekly staff meetings at work. My boss loves those stories.

So all that stuff feels old by the time I get to the FB, and all I've got left to talk about are grammar and TV and things other people post.

As for you, my bitter and not terribly observant friend, you are interesting to me only by association. You don't seem to have posted anything very compelling since the days of multo.

Ouch.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Dibs?

Dammitall. ADD done made me too late to the plate.

I'd say "pick meeeeeeeee," but that would sound pathetic.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Dammitall. ADD done made me too late to the plate.

I'd say "pick meeeeeeeee," but that would sound pathetic.

Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
While the Less/Paigow, Slave/Paigow etc never gets old, it would be nice if someone could fuck someone else soon so that we could have a new running joke.

(And I apologize in advance for not doing my part. But feel free to spread rumors if it will inject some life into the FB jokes. Or maybe everyone is fucking everyone and joking about it and I just am out of the loop. I suspect that may be the case).

I did not, would not, have not and will not ever fuck Less. It was Slave I banged. Jesus. And for the record, if Less were ever so lucky to have his dream of having me realized, it would not be a HF for either of us bc 1) he wanted me before he hated me and 2) I could never be attracted to Mr. Give me the news, not the weather himself, so it wouldnt happen unless it was rape. Which I guess is the ultimate HF.

And disclosing who you banged on the FB publicly is so 1999. THough it would do me a great service if Slave could post a list (which I am certain he keeps to compete with Less), with me at the very top of the Slave mountain. I am like the Sir Hillary Edmond or whoever of Mount Slave.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Both?

(I'm tearing up with nostalgia)

Nostalgia?!!!!

I don't think we've heard this story yet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I also sometimes wonder if you are bangable. Seeing as you are Italian with chest hair and athletic and stuff like the whole Midwest farmboy thing, I think you could be. But then I remember bloody nips and picture you in those little short shorts that men who run a lot wear which is a fashion horror akin to the speedo. So I just dont know. ANyone else have a feel for ths guy?

Feel free to PM a pic. I promise not to forward it.

Virtually no chest hair. I think my mom has more than I do.

Not a farmboy, but I've been around PLENTY of rednecks.

And, for some reason, my body seems to have adapted to the running. No disgusting feet. No nip problems.

I do wear the short shorts for racing, but not on training runs. Sorry. Runners really don't have a choice b/c...well I won't get into that...

I recently said to a girl: "You have a deceptively large rack" at a bar, and she didn't slap me. Is that a decent barometer? (She asked if I was single - in a good way).*

*of course this only happened b/c I'm dating someone. If I was single, she probably would have kicked me in the dick...

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
. . . Mount Slave.

Is that a noun or a verb?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Nostalgia?!!!!

I don't think we've heard this story yet.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. It's chaste posting nostalgia.

There are a couple anon posts about MFMs on the old board though.