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Mayor Barry---
So, Mr Bunny informed me to add to the calendar a black tie fundraiser for a well-known D.C. non-profit that feeds homeless. Then he reminded me of a funny anecdote (that seemed appropriate given Mayor Barry's return yet again to public life) from the event a few years ago. One of Mr. Bunny's friends who is a white-shoe D.C. socialite type got up from the table to get a drink and ran into a friend of hers and didn't return from some time. During that time, the other guests at the table got up (the event was winding down for the night) and when she returned to the table she found no one there, and she grabbed her hand bag and headed out. The dining area was largely vacant at that time. On her way home, she reached into her bag to get something out and found a used crack pipe (with resin in it). Mayor Barry had been sitting at a nearby table and to this day, certain attendees still suspect a certain someone stashed the crack pipe in the bag. I wish she'd kept it and had in fingerprinted. Has anyone else ever gone to a black tie dinner and had a used crack pipe stashed in their handbag, and in the dining room, no less!
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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