Hello my peeps,
As an Mod here, I thought I should bring it to your attention that the policy related to the poster who gets the 5K post in a thread getting to name the next thread, has been 
changed. 
That said, as you can see, there will be discretion on the part of the Mod(s) in creating the name of the thread, as the same shall be suggested/advised upon by the plebe who gets the 5K post.
In order to clearly articulate my position and future intent as a Mod of this board, with the requisite discretion, as above, I wanted to take this opportunity to address all of all y'all and say:
I am the Mod of this Board who will support the property rights, if any, and freedom of choice of the K winner to choose the thread title (within the bounds of the ToS), as has always been the grand tradition and policy of this board (whom's predecessor I invented on Infirm).  
Essential to my position is my overall support of Freedom and my personal love of a meritocracy, where each member earns their stripes, respectively, sts.
I know the freedom lovers out there will support my policy, and I will continue to reap the adoration and belovedness of my constituents here.
Ty, I put it to you, Freedom or oppressive dictatorial censorship?
Peace and may g-d bless the Board,
Penske