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					Originally Posted by Shape Shifter  Okay, so my brother's divorce finally came through.  He got the papers when he was in the hospital learning that his cancer had spread.  I looked at him and said "Congratulations."
 I'm not devout, but do I have to marry her under Jewish Law?  I really don't want to.  She is not attractive and I find her to be a hideous human being.  I don't want to deal with that kind of shit.  She's crazy.
 
 Does their civil divorce relieve me from that obligation?  Does it matter if she's a lapsed Catholic?
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 Only if you're a Hassid or a Lubavitcher. If your brother is a reform Jew, you're golden. And even if he is orthodox, I think you get another, bonus, wife. Just make her a hot one.