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06-21-2012, 05:17 PM
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#2596
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Adder
If he was, I know someone's sister who could help with that.
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Let me introduce you to my friend Shifter. He's a "virgin".
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06-21-2012, 05:30 PM
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#2597
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And...you lost me.
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It's a callback to WWII and the battle of said canal.
Either that, or Hank's interminable Picasso ramblings finally sent Shifter over the edge. |
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06-21-2012, 05:32 PM
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#2598
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
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It is unconscionable judicial activism for the Supreme Court to prevent the FCC from sanctioning television networks from airing the likes of Nicole Richie. |
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06-21-2012, 05:41 PM
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#2599
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Next time, you should crop out the face on this one.
Yesterday's was perfection, though. Except for the Green Bay jerseys.
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06-21-2012, 05:52 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
Next time, you should crop out the face on this one.
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she's pretty. what Thurgreed needs to do is find more gif's, remember how he got the job in the first place.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-21-2012, 05:55 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
Look, man, my brother is dying from nasopharyngeal cancer.
That's the way it goes, I guess. I appreciate the PMs of support I've received from Greedy, TM, Hank and others. It really doesn't make a lot of sense and there's not a lot you can say. I can't say it either but I appreciate the effort.
He's currently being ravaged by infections. Imagine sinus pressure constantly in your head, that's what he's dealing with. It got so bad that it burst his eardrums.
I don't really know what to do other than to try to make him comfortable, which is impossible. It sucks seeing someone suffer like that. And he's lost so much weight he looks like a Holocaust victim or an anorexic.
It looks like the infections are about ready to kill him. My Mom is freaked out because she's one of those people who feel like if you work hard enough and figure things out, you can overcome life's struggles. She refuses to acknowledge that there are things in life bigger than her, or if she does, they're of the tidal wave variety.
This isn't fun. My brother and I have managed to have some cool moments together, like watching the Battle for Guadacanal on the Military Channel toether.
But it hurts.
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I'm really sorry to read this. My sympathy.
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06-21-2012, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
Next time, you should crop out the face on this one.
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Sometimes the body is so ridiculous, you gotta be a little forgiving of the face. Although, I don't think she's butter.
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
Yesterday's was perfection, though. Except for the Green Bay jerseys.
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You prefer her to Monday's submission?
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06-21-2012, 07:07 PM
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#2603
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either that's the biggest, most well-thought out joke set-up in history or you're a dude who is funny as hell in the shittiest of situations.
Either way, PotY.
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Yeah, well the "Jap bastard" thing kind of fell flat. I thought it was kind of funny from a "they really used to talk like that" persepctive, but thankfully I don't do this for a living.
No, I'm not joking. I thank everyone for their kind thoughts, but that's not really why I'm posting this. It's just venting.
I did all my crying a couple of months ago when I found out that the cancer had spread. I got good and drunk, and when my Mom came home she smashed through my remaining beers with an axe. It was unsettling, but I think it was healthy for her to have a physical outlet for the emotional pain she must feel, and I was happy to provide it for her.
It's just bizarre. My daughter was down recently and my brother apologized to her for not being a better host. She had tears immediately.
And yet I am still willing to bet good money that Adder is a virgin.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2012, 07:12 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
Look, man, my brother is dying from nasopharyngeal cancer.
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I'm so very sorry. FWIW, two other Lawtalkers posters have been in my kids' litany of bedtime prayers for more than a year. While I still have no concrete evidence that the prayers of small children have ever changed an outcome, if you have no objection we will add yours. Since I've either never known or have long forgotten your real name, they will all get a definite thrill out of praying for the Shape Shifter family. |
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06-21-2012, 07:18 PM
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#2605
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
I'm so very sorry. FWIW, two other Lawtalkers posters have been in my kids' litany of bedtime prayers for more than a year. While I still have no concrete evidence that the prayers of small children have ever changed an outcome, if you have no objection we will add yours. Since I've either never known or have long forgotten your real name, they will all get a definite thrill out of praying for the Shape Shifter family.
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My brother shares the same ambivalence towards religion as I do, but he enjoys hearing this sort of thing. I'll let him know. Thank you.
And my real name is "Hank."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2012, 08:04 PM
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#2606
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
Okay, so my brother's divorce finally came through. He got the papers when he was in the hospital learning that his cancer had spread. I looked at him and said "Congratulations."
I'm not devout, but do I have to marry her under Jewish Law? I really don't want to. She is not attractive and I find her to be a hideous human being. I don't want to deal with that kind of shit. She's crazy.
Does their civil divorce relieve me from that obligation? Does it matter if she's a lapsed Catholic?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2012, 08:10 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, so my brother's divorce finally came through. He got the papers when he was in the hospital learning that his cancer had spread. I looked at him and said "Congratulations."
I'm not devout, but do I have to marry her under Jewish Law? I really don't want to. She is not attractive and I find her to be a hideous human being. I don't want to deal with that kind of shit. She's crazy.
Does their civil divorce relieve me from that obligation? Does it matter if she's a lapsed Catholic?
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They're still married under Jewish law until he gives her a get. Tell your brother that if he were to effectuate the divorce under both civil and Jewish law, you would consider it a mitzvah. |
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06-21-2012, 08:42 PM
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#2608
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,570
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
Look, man, my brother is dying from nasopharyngeal cancer.
That's the way it goes, I guess. I appreciate the PMs of support I've received from Greedy, TM, Hank and others. It really doesn't make a lot of sense and there's not a lot you can say. I can't say it either but I appreciate the effort.
He's currently being ravaged by infections. Imagine sinus pressure constantly in your head, that's what he's dealing with. It got so bad that it burst his eardrums.
I don't really know what to do other than to try to make him comfortable, which is impossible. It sucks seeing someone suffer like that. And he's lost so much weight he looks like a Holocaust victim or an anorexic.
It looks like the infections are about ready to kill him. My Mom is freaked out because she's one of those people who feel like if you work hard enough and figure things out, you can overcome life's struggles. She refuses to acknowledge that there are things in life bigger than her, or if she does, they're of the tidal wave variety.
This isn't fun. My brother and I have managed to have some cool moments together, like watching the Battle for Guadacanal on the Military Channel toether.
But it hurts.
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Fuck.
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06-21-2012, 08:45 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Fuck.
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And if he wants any other similar expressions of loving support, he'd better clear out his PM inbox. |
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06-21-2012, 08:54 PM
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#2610
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,570
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
And if he wants any other similar expressions of loving support, he'd better clear out his PM inbox.
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Just angry hearing shit like that. Praying, yes, but gets me mad more than anything else. Been through it a lot -- professionally on a daily basis and personally in several situations too tragic to imagine.
[pointless vent deleted]
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