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Re: "Pabst... Blue ribbon!" - Frank Booth
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.
Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.
Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.
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Go one step further and punch her in the face after you scream. You'll have to change the sheets and wipe down the walls. I'm sure urban dictionary has a name for this.
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