Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

It's been a long time I've had any sex partner not my husband, and it's been a long time since I've had this problem.

But trust me, it exists.

I believe you.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Translation: Put me in coach.

ewwwwwww.

No one is better than me at leaving a woman alone with her toys.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

Laziness > Ego

And,

Only a supreme fool thinks he can make her come every time. Stupidity being a turnoff, this will make her even less able to come.

(There is a female-initiated version of this: Failed Blow Job Guilt. Some women can't grasp why or accept that a guy can't come from their blow jobs. She'll try and try, and he'll feel guilty about not coming, which will make him less able to come. And thus a vicious cycle will ensue where there's all kinds of sucking going on, but nothing but frowns and long faces, and detached mandibular joints, all around.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

No one is better than me at leaving a woman alone with her toys.

Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Thanks to this sandwich, I'm seriously sleepy. Korean pork shoulder and kim chee.



Now if I could just get some weed, a decent Crowes bootleg, and a blowjob, the weekend would be off to a great start.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.

Go one step further and punch her in the face after you scream. You'll have to change the sheets and wipe down the walls. I'm sure urban dictionary has a name for this.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

Thank you. I was just scrolling down to write something similar.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Here's a tip: Surprise enhances the orgasm from a vibrator.

Seriously. Next time you hear the hum getting higher and higher and you know she has it on the "earthquake" setting where she's just about to climax, run in the room and scream in her face. Scare her silly. She'll have the most intense orgasm you could imagine.

Trust me on this... You'll be writing to thank me tomorrow.

I will put this post up against all comers for the title of Weirdest.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

"Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy."
— Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

here's the problem, optimism. Say you get a teeth scrape; Now what? it hurts sure, but the best thing for that is to get it sucked at, right? And you're sure em won't teeth scrape again.

For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.

I think the thing is I've "known" lots of women.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

Maybe you just need to start ordering from a better pizza place?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Laziness > Ego

And,

Only a supreme fool thinks he can make her come every time. Stupidity being a turnoff, this will make her even less able to come.

(There is a female-initiated version of this: Failed Blow Job Guilt. Some women can't grasp why or accept that a guy can't come from their blow jobs. She'll try and try, and he'll feel guilty about not coming, which will make him less able to come. And thus a vicious cycle will ensue where there's all kinds of sucking going on, but nothing but frowns and long faces, and detached mandibular joints, all around.)

Or, instead of trying and trying, she'll decide it means she's worthless,you don't like how it feels, and she'll never do it again no matter how much cajoling, etc. you try.


Not that I know about this.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

For guys who make fun of my sex life, y'all sure do seem to know an awful lot of women who don't know how to shield their teeth with their lips.

Hank and I are Italian. 'nuff said.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

"Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy."
— Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

I look at this, and all I can hear is the line from some movie, "you give head like you're trying to rub out a spot."