New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or is there some other alternative?

Yes.

You are getting to be (what was fringey's word?) tedious. Or odious. Both work. Pick one.

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
She became famous for being the person most mistaken to be Britney until she opens her mouth.

She also has much bigger cans.

Which is perhaps the only reason Nick is still around.

s4e

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yes.

You are getting to be (what was fringey's word?) tedious. Or odious. Both work. Pick one.

great deflection. well, perhaps great is an overstatement.

deflection.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sung to Pat Benatar's Hit me with your best shot...

This is better than Cats.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Should I go with Paigow as Evita Peron, singing "Don't Cry for Me, Fashionistas"? (sample line: "And as for Lester, and as for Slave/I never invited them in/though it seemed to the Boards that they were all I desired")

Get writing Not Buster. I want to see the rest of this one.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by evenodds
This is better than Cats.

The longest running show on Broadway? Cool.
The drawback is - now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.

[Chunky Monkey]

Arnold.

Garanimals, from Sears.

Both Britney and Jessica at the same time. (Admitted that I initially thought that 'pulling a Jessica' referred to Jessica Biel - remember her great acting career?)

Other than the tedious crap about illegals and driving, good stuff.

[the ghost of Plated's Socks]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
On occassion, you will be brought out to regale the summers with stories of the old days, when Plate was funny.

Very few of the hepcat stylin' kids these days would be interested in hearing pre-Internet war stories. Hell, most of 'em never even heard of the Prodigy.Net Greedy newsgroups.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sung to Pat Benatar's Hit me with your best shot...

Fringy's a real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Greedy's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!

Come on Pliffy come on, you don't fight fair
But that's O.K., see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back on my feet again!


Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!


NCS's a real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
Penske better make sure I sit on your face


Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Come On, Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Hit Me With Your Limp Cock!
Fire Away!

I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.

1. (Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")

Happy Birthday to you
That was the stupidest fucking song parody I've ever heard in my life.

2. (Sung to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker")

Your song is like a dentist’s drill, sinking deep in my teeth
No nitrous or novocaine, and certainly no pith
You're the right kind of whiner, to release such infantilacy
A real Jessica stinker, and you know that you were born to be
You're a boardbreaker
Humor hater, a mistake
Don't you NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Fischbacher, big faker
Don't you NFH - no no no!

Your song is like a giant turd, spinning down in the bowl
A self parody, so absurd, suffocating my soul
I’m glad you’re a West Coaster, so we won’t accidentally meet in a bar
You’re a miserable poster, and you like had a gay avatar (nttawwt)

You're a boardbreaker
Crap maker, faith shaker
Don't you me NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Wiseacre, headacher
Don't you NFH - no no no!

You're a boardbreaker
Humor hater, a mistake
Don't you NFH with me!
You're a boardbreaker
Wiseacre, headacher
Boardbreaker!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by evenodds
Forgetting names is a very common social problem. I host cocktail parties throughout the year for fifty to a few hundred people and I insist that we have name tags. Some people think it's silly but having everyone able to at least make that name connection helps them talk to people they don't know, think they don't know, or wouldn't otherwise recognize.



I think we both know this is the company you keep.

I just have the women show me their tits. I can always associate the tits with the name.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.

1. (Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")

Happy Birthday to you
That was the stupidest fucking song parody I've ever heard in my life.

Hmm. Nice sentiment but I'm having a little trouble making the timing work on this one. E for effort though. Keep practicing!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.

I love you, Shape Shifter.

[Chunky Monkey]

With tounge surgically-implanted in cheek, here is my contributions to the 'don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out' PLF retirement party:

To the tune of, what else, Ironic by the horribly misunderstood Alanis Morrisette:


Bilmore’s at least ninety-eight
Even if he won the lottery, he’d still hang around this place
Paigow’s too fly to drink Chardonnay
She sucks down Pisco Sours at a furious pace
Isn’t this moronic, dontcha think?

[CHORUS]

It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.

The old back door, Thrasher refuses to try
If her husband ever asked, she’d just wave bye bye bye
Replaced Texan could offer tips, if she really wanted to know
A negative purity score is damn sexy, yo
Isn’t this moronic, dontcha think?

[CHORUS]

It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.

Well this board has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you’re eating your lunch and everything’s going alright
And the board has a funny way of shooting milk out your nose or
tossing your breakfast … in a bag
or all over your face

A Flower post, about how things are all passe
A fringe-ish rant saying everything’s so lame
It’s like 10,000 Atticus posts, hey man get a life
It’s admiring Evenodds’ ass
and you know she ain’t Str8’s wife
And isn’t it moronic, don’t you think
A little TOO moronic, and yeah I really do think

[CHORUS]

It’s plaaaaaain, as the nose on your face
It’s played out, but with posts at a furious pace
The FB’s about clothes and sports, and things that vibrate
Obviously nobody’s thought .. it figures.

Da FB has a funny way of sneaking up on you
It has a funny, funny way of making you want to hurl
making you wanna hurl


Apologies if I forgot to insult you, I ran out of verses, but will try to do better next time.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by evenodds
I love you, Shape Shifter.

We all do. And since he/she's androgenous, this works.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. Nice sentiment but I'm having a little trouble making the timing work on this one. E for effort though. Keep practicing!

Oh this is rich. Coming from she who didn't even include me in her pathetic parody. Thereby dooming it to AM radio forevermore.