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[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I don't know but I find it creepy when Facebook tells me that I should reconnect with a friend of mine that died in September. I realize that they don't have a clue that she died, but it's another argument against that "reconnect" feature they just started.

Do you de-friend the dead? How soon after she died?

I thought Facebook had recently introduced a -- sorry, lack a better word for it -- status for deceased people's pages so they could become more like memorials and stopped showing up in suggestions. I wonder how Facebook makes that kind of thing prank-proof, 'cause I'm sure Hank has tried to get Wonk declared legally dead several times already.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by barely_legal

Maybe you could have a geriatric threesome? I bet that's a purity test box that you haven't checked off yet.

Sure, but I heard he has a small penis.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Sure, but I heard he has a small penis.

When I'm old, I am going to claim that penises act just like noses and ears: they get significantly larger as you age.

And then I will bag some college chick with my wrinkled cock.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Sure, but I heard he has a small penis.

Was there some kind of census on this issue during the year I was on hiatus? Because I'd like my data points to include efficacy as well as customer satisfaction testimonials, as I'm afraid other metrics could be somewhat one-dimensional at best.

[Not Bob]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Why do people write messages to their dead friends and relatives on facebook? Is this some kind of tribute? If so, is it appropriate for anyone but a fucking acquaintance? Are you doing it for the benefit of other facebook friends who knew that person? Do you think dead people give a fuck about facebook?

TM

I dunno -- maybe because it helps them deal with the loss of a friend?

Do the dead care more about poetry than Facebook? Or is puplic expression of grief only acceptable when it scans well?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

So I remember reading somewhere people predicting that Belichik's play will, when the circumstances repeat itself, scare the piss out of coaches everywhere, and we'll see nothing but punts for the next 30 years.

Anyone who thinks that hasn't met Yale coach Tom Williams, who knows that the answer is that you double down, bitch. You double down.

He had Yale and the over in Vegas that motherfucker.

[ltl/fb]

Apparently ankles become less bendy even after modern surgery. Maybe I need that Green stuff whiskey, Sidd. Sorry there's no stupid question here, just stupid statements. May you get brain damage.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I dunno -- maybe because it helps them deal with the loss of a friend?

So does religion, but that doesn't make it any more rational or its practitioners any less insane.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

So does religion, but that doesn't make it any more rational or its practitioners any less insane.

the pants I am not wearing are crankier than yours.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by thurgreedmarshall

as padding for the next drunk or texting teenager?

Tm

poty.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

So does religion, but that doesn't make it any more rational or its practitioners any less insane.

There are lots of great stories of famous misanthropes or cynics whose unflinching and unsentimental worldview seemed like that was all there was, but then there is revealed to the reader or moviegoer a moment of tenderness, bathos and sentimentality that deepens our appreciation for the person by showing them to be complex, or at least that discloses some vast disappointment of an idealist youth that explains the origin of the cynicism.

It makes me wonder whether you have a closet full of plush toys somewhere. Or a picture of a dog that pulled you out of a frozen lake, only to die soon after of an undiagnosed liver condition.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I dunno -- maybe because it helps them deal with the loss of a friend?

Do the dead care more about poetry than Facebook? Or is puplic expression of grief only acceptable when it scans well?

This was your last chance. If you find Good in the Hearts of Men one more time in a situation that annoys Thurgreed or any other rational member of this board, um, well let's just say in a situation that annoys Thurgreed or me, you're gone. RT has my back on this one, and she's all nicey-nice like you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

This was your last chance. If you find Good in the Hearts of Men one more time in a situation that annoys Thurgreed or any other rational member of this board, um, well let's just say in a situation that annoys Thurgreed or me, you're gone. RT has my back on this one, and she's all nicey-nice like you.

Fuck off.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

It makes me wonder whether you have a closet full of plush toys somewhere.

That would, in fact, explain a lot about Less...

Plushophilia (from "plushie" and "-philia") is a paraphilia involving stuffed animals. Plushophiles are sometimes called plushies, although this term can also refer to non-sexual stuffed animal enthusiasts, and to stuffed animals in general.[1][2]

Plushophilia is sometimes assumed to be a practice common within furry fandom, due in part to a 2001 article by Vanity Fair that linked various members of the furry community with plushophilia.[3][4][5][6][7] A 1998 survey of 360 members of the furry community suggested a high incidence of bisexuality (48% of respondents) and homosexuality (17% of respondents), but less than one percent attested to being plushophiles.[8]

Pornography and sexual activity involving animal anthropomorphism (including plushophilia and paraphilias involving fursuits and cartoon animals) is known in the furry fandom community as "yiff" (and sexual acts as "yiffing"). Enthusiasts of furry-themed sexuality may also be referred to as "furverts".[6][9]

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Not Bob

I dunno -- maybe because it helps them deal with the loss of a friend?

Well, that's weird. If people want to suffer grief, fine -- do it in private, preferably in a locked room in the dark. Don't burden the rest of us with that crap.